Francine and Roger compete when the opportunity arises to act as a real estate agent on one of TV's hottest reality shows, "Langley Dollar Listings."
When Stan doesn't feel confident in anything but his suits, Roger assumes a fashion designer persona to craft him a life-changing new wardrobe; Hayley and Jeff raise chickens in the backyard.
Stan takes Steve to his favorite barbershop to hang with his crew; Jeff starts journaling to help with his bad memory.
Steve and Snot's friendship gets put to the test when their mothers start to fight.
A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine; Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.
Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant; Roger becomes a flower.
When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.
Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad; Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.
Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan; Roger creates real-life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is canceled.
Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV; Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.
Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.
Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.
Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds' egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.
Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve's instructor at a prestigious clowning university.
Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan's office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches "Breaking Bad" in reverse and discovers the show conceals a scavenger hunt.
Stan deals with childhood issues of abandonment, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website based on Smith family fails.
Francine hosts a dinner party despite a serial killer on the loose who attacks dinner parties and terrorizes the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes charge of solving the mystery of who could be stalking the party.
Bullock asks Stan to fill in for him at his class at the CIA Academy and Stan finds the cadets to be the perfect captive audience for his boring stories; Klaus becomes the hype man for a famous rapper.
Frustrated with traffic, Stan goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan into running for mayor; Stan wins the election but finds himself overwhelmed.
When Steve acts out his sexual energy, Francine asks Stan to give Steve "the talk," but Stan's fear that he won't do it right terrifies him; the family builds a giant water slide in the backyard.
Roger becomes worried about outliving the family; Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.
Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor; Jeff panics when he loses his hat.
Roger has a medical emergency and Stan has to take over his personas; the series' 250th episode.
After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder; Klaus claims to have invented the high five.
Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity; Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.
Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo; the family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.
Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it's an all-girls school; Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve's place at home.
Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her; Steve tries on Hayley's laid-back approach to school work.
Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.
Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage; Roger excels at jingle writing.
Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family; Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with "American Pickers."
Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together; Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.
Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck; Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.
Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show; Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.
Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and Hayley.
When a storm hits Stoolbend, Langley Falls and Quahog, the Smiths must fight tooth and nail to survive.
Stan and Francine's predictable lives get a shot of adrenaline when they befriend a young, thrill seeking couple.
Roger asks Stan to attend an acting class, but tempers flare when they audition for the same role; Steve and his friends try to plan the ultimate slumber party.
Roger moves out of the house after an argument with Stan and is quickly replaced; Steve gets a new job at school.
Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house; Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.
Overlooked for promotion for 20 years, Stan decides to woo the senator who supervises the CIA task force; Stan makes Steve go to the same private academy.
Klaus and Roger try, unsuccessfully, to elevate Steve to a higher social circle; Stan and Francine prank each other.
Steve and Roger try to cheer up Snot after he is rejected by Hayley; Stan wants to live like a man from the 1960s.
Francine starts working at Stan's office, which cramps his style and inhibits his ability to flirt with co-workers.
Steve slips into the gorilla exhibit while at the zoo with Stan; Roger sets out to write a song that will catapult him to fame as a country singer.
Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight; Stan rethinks the way he treats people.
Stan uses his CIA training to help Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in school, Lisa Silver (Carmen Electra).
After a life-changing moment Francine becomes a prosperous real-estate agent, but her success threatens Stan, who resorts to sabotaging her work.
When Haley returns from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, Stan waits for her to fall asleep and shaves her head with an electronic shaver equipped with a silencer.
When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 19 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 19 years.
When Stan's boss, Bullock (Patrick Stewart), comes over for dinner, he nearly catches the Smiths hiding Roger.
Francine throws a block party, but Stan becomes suspicious of some new neighbors; Stan persuades Steve to join a youth group.
Stan tries to curry favor with Bullock (Patrick Stewart) in hopes of scoring a promotion, but learns a secret about his boss's new woman in the process.
When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex education, Stan demands that the school allow him to teach the class.
When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic.
Jack Smith convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work for an ultrasecret spy group, but Francine suspects he is being conned.
When Francine refuses to do all the work, Stan must plan a party for his boss's celebration, with disastrous consequences.
As the Smiths continue their lives in Saudi Arabia, Stan quickly conforms to the male-dominated society while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms.
Haley and Stan finds themselves at odds over Stan's membership in the National Gun Association after the two of them spend the day together.
Steve writes a book and becomes a famous celebrity author, turning Stan into an unbearable stage parent.
As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all.
A fight after a particularly tough day leads Stan and Roger to get a taste of life in each other's shoes, but the swap quickly gets out of hand.
After receiving a hefty bonus at work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets, while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk.
Stan looks forward to dancing with Francine at her high-school reunion, only to learn her title of Homecoming Queen was a mistake.