Francine and Roger compete when the opportunity arises to act as a real estate agent on one of TV's hottest reality shows, "Langley Dollar Listings."
When Stan doesn't feel confident in anything but his suits, Roger assumes a fashion designer persona to craft him a life-changing new wardrobe; Hayley and Jeff raise chickens in the backyard.
Stan takes Steve to his favorite barbershop to hang with his crew; Jeff starts journaling to help with his bad memory.
Steve and Snot's friendship gets put to the test when their mothers start to fight.
Stan insists everyone help him re-create the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.
To save a beloved restaurant from closing, Stan must bring the 1950s back to Langley.
Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.
Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.
While returning from vacation, the Smith's airplane crashes and they wash up on a deserted island where the family members begin to turn on each other.
Francine's newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household; unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.
Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.
Roger is forced to confront himself after a series of accidents; Klaus and Jeff bond.
Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a port-a-potty.
Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.
Stan is forced to co-lead a scouts troop with Hayley while Steve blunders in his fantasy world.
Jeff's people pleasing nature gets in the way of his relationship with Hayley; Stan wears a confusing costume to the CIA costume party.
When Francine successfully grows a garden, it reminds Roger he knows a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.
Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus' childhood; Roger has a piano recital.
Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News; Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.
When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him, the results are monstrous; Stan creates a magazine for men.
Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant; Roger becomes a flower.
When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.
Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad; Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.
When Principal Lewis threatens to cancel science club, Steve takes matters into his own hands in a monstrous way.
Roger becomes worried about outliving the family; Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.
Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.
Roger has a medical emergency and Stan has to take over his personas; the series' 250th episode.
After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder; Klaus claims to have invented the high five.
Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity; Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.
Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake; Roger learns how to ride a bike.
Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo; the family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.
Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it's an all-girls school; Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve's place at home.
Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her; Steve tries on Hayley's laid-back approach to school work.
When Francine discovers that her memories of family vacations have been artificially created by the CIA, she demands a real vacation.
In order to be taken more seriously, Stan becomes a parking attendant; Haley poses nude for a college art class.
Stan tries to make his new atheist friend (Jay Thomas) believe that God exists; Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.
Francine's adoptive parents refuse to assimilate to Stan's ways when they stop by for an unannounced visit; Steve tries to impress the class hottie.
Stan will do anything to stop Hayley from moving to France, and accidentally reveals a secret; Steve and Roger become detectives.
When Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone, Roger and the guys become determined to help him land his first target.
Stan is livid when Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors; Steve and Roger become recluses when they think that Klaus is out to get them.
Stan demands a grander Christmas and sets out to find a bigger tree in the forest, where he meets an untimely end; while in limbo, Stan fights the forces of good and evil.
Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight; Stan rethinks the way he treats people.
In a spy-movie spoof, Stan must stop a diabolical film producer who abducts celebrities and makes movies that can kill.
Francine urges Stan to open up emotionally but gets more than she bargained for when he reveals that he killed the husband of her best friend.
Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent and finds the man is his new next-door neighbor and has turned Steve into a communist; police bust Klaus for drug-smuggling while he is on a trip to France with Roger.
Stan discovers how his neighbors feel about him when he brings eavesdropping equipment home from the CIA.
Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse; Roger unintentionally starts a fight between Francine and Haley.
Roger and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling marijuana into Florida.