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When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape.
Michael is reluctant to go along with Jay's plan to improve their love life, since it requires six months of abstinence.
Jr. wins a national competition for a cartoon based on his family, and it catches the attention of ABC executives.
Michael makes his signature sandwich to take on a plane, but when he arrives late at the airport, suspicious security guards search his masterpiece.
Despite Michael's effort to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion, everything that could go wrong does.
Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.
Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.
Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation.
Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.
Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.
The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.
After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.
Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.
Kady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.
Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.
Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.
Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.
The war between the Tylers and Kyles continues in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.
Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.
Michael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other and how it reflects on his own children; after a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay decide to let things the way they are.
Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.
Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.
Michael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial."
Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.
After the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
An encounter with Michael's ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.
Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.
After getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.
Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.