Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.
At fantasy basketball camp, scheduling mix-ups force Michael to be inventive in order to get a chance to play with his idol, Michael Jordan.
After Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.
Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.
Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby that will increase his intelligence every time he holds him.
Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires when Jr. invites Jay to the all-male poker game.
A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.
Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business.
Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.
Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.
Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.
Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner.
Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results.
Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him.
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.
Michael is hoping for some time for himself when they arrive at the resort, but his golf buddy (David Alan Grier) shows up and insists they spend time together, forcing Michael to go to great lengths to get away.
Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises, and the only person who can help them is Michael's annoying golf buddy (David Alan Grier).
When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he and Jr. attempt to remodel the garage but quickly get in over their heads.
When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape.
Michael is reluctant to go along with Jay's plan to improve their love life, since it requires six months of abstinence.
Jr. wins a national competition for a cartoon based on his family, and it catches the attention of ABC executives.
Michael makes his signature sandwich to take on a plane, but when he arrives late at the airport, suspicious security guards search his masterpiece.
Despite Michael's effort to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion, everything that could go wrong does.
Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.
Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.
Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.
Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.
As the boss' son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him; Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet.
Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.
Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.
Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.
Michael's grief-stricken employee (Sean Whalen) asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.
Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.
Jay and Michael decide to compete in the New York City Marathon, but Michael does not see the need to adopt Jay's training regimen.
Claire throws a wild party in her parents' absence; a drunken Tony runs naked through the neighborhood.
When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.
Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.
When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.
The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.
Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.
Jr. and Vanessa shock everyone by selling the Impala after they finish restoring it; Franklin asks Michael how he can act more like a normal kid.
Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.
Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).
Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.
Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.
Alone in the house, Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.
When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.
Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.
Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.
Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.
While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.
Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.
A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.
Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.
Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.
Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.
When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.
Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.
Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.
Michael volunteers to be chief for Kady's Indian Princess sleepover and tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave with her boyfriend.
Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.
Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.
A furious Michael considers throwing Jr. out of the house after catching him in a compromising position with his girlfriend (Meagan Good).
Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.
Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.
Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.
Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.
Jay decides to watch Michael play golf in order to spend more quality time with him; Jr. asks Franklin to help him with his college essay.
Claire and Tony announce the time has come for them to consummate their relationship; Kady catches Jr. playing with her dolls.
Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's high-school prom; Jr. gets excited about fixing up his first car.
Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.
Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.
Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.
Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.