My Wife and Kids

5 seasons available

Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.
Fantasy Camp
S5 E1

Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Fantasy Camp
S5 E2

At fantasy basketball camp, scheduling mix-ups force Michael to be inventive in order to get a chance to play with his idol, Michael Jordan.

Childcare Class
S5 E3

After Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.

Class Reunion
S5 E4

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.

The Fellowship of the Baby
S5 E5

Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby that will increase his intelligence every time he holds him.

Poker Face
S5 E6

Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires when Jr. invites Jay to the all-male poker game.

The Proposal
S5 E7

A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Restaurant Wars
S5 E8

Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business.

The Return of Bobby Shaw
S5 E9

Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.

The Wedding
S5 E10

Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.

Careful What You Wish For
S5 E11

Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.

The Remodel
S5 E18

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he and Jr. attempt to remodel the garage but quickly get in over their heads.

Michael Joins a Gym
S5 E19

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape.

Celibacy
S5 E20

Michael is reluctant to go along with Jay's plan to improve their love life, since it requires six months of abstinence.

Jr.'s Cartoon
S5 E21

Jr. wins a national competition for a cartoon based on his family, and it catches the attention of ABC executives.

Michael's Sandwich
S5 E22

Michael makes his signature sandwich to take on a plane, but when he arrives late at the airport, suspicious security guards search his masterpiece.

Graduation Day
S5 E23

Despite Michael's effort to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion, everything that could go wrong does.

Michael Sells the Business
S5 E24

Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company; Kady and Claire bicker over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.

R.V. Dreams
S5 E25

Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

The `V' Story
S5 E26

Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation.

From Dummy to Daddy
S4 E1

Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.

The Sweet Hairafter
S4 E2

Michael takes too many hair-growth pills and suffers unusual side effects.

Jr. Executive
S4 E3

As the boss' son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him; Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet.

Jay Goes to School
S4 E4

Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.

Meet the Parents
S4 E5

Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.

He's Having a Baby
S4 E6

Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

The Funeral
S4 E7

Michael's grief-stricken employee (Sean Whalen) asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.

Ultrasound
S4 E8

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

Marathon
S4 E9

Jay and Michael decide to compete in the New York City Marathon, but Michael does not see the need to adopt Jay's training regimen.

While Out
S4 E10

Claire throws a wild party in her parents' absence; a drunken Tony runs naked through the neighborhood.

Michael's Band
S4 E11

When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.

The Lady Is Not a Tramp
S4 E12

Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.

Of Mice and Man
S4 E13

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

Moving on Out
S4 E14

The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.

Illegal Smile
S4 E18

Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).

Outbreak Monkey
S4 E19

Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.

Empty Nest
S4 E20

Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Empty Nest
S4 E21

Alone in the house, Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

Calvin Comes to Stay
S4 E22

When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

Calvin Goes to Work
S4 E23

Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.

Romantic Night
S4 E24

Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.

The Director
S4 E25

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.

The Maid
S4 E26

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.

Hand Model
S4 E27

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.

What Do You Know?
S4 E28

A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

The Baby
S4 E29

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

The Baby
S4 E30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

The Kyles Go to Hawaii
S3 E1

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

The Kyles Go to Hawaii
S3 E2

In Hawaii, Michael and Janet are pursued by two attractive strangers (Nicole Scherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford); Claire goes on a shopping spree.

The Kyles Go to Hawaii
S3 E3

Michael discovers the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought; Claire tries to hide her costly hotel charges.

Samba Story
S3 E4

Michael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.

Diary of a Mad Teen
S3 E5

Janet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.

Claire's New Boyfriend
S3 E6

Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Crouching Mother, Hidden Father
S3 E7

Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.

Fighting Kyles
S3 E8

Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.

Sister Story
S3 E9

Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

Jr.'s Dating Dilemma
S3 E10

Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.

Open Your Heart
S3 E13

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples' seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.

Michael's Tribe
S3 E14

Michael volunteers to be chief for Kady's Indian Princess sleepover and tries to keep Claire from sneaking out to a rave with her boyfriend.

Blackout
S3 E15

Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

Man of the Year
S3 E16

Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

Jr.'s Risky Business
S3 E17

Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.

Jr.'s Risky Business
S3 E18

A furious Michael considers throwing Jr. out of the house after catching him in a compromising position with his girlfriend (Meagan Good).

Jury Duty
S3 E19

Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.

Here Come Da Judge
S3 E20

Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

Claire's Permit
S3 E21

Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

Sharon's Picture
S3 E22

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

Tee for Too Many
S3 E23

Jay decides to watch Michael play golf in order to spend more quality time with him; Jr. asks Franklin to help him with his college essay.

The Big Bang Theory
S3 E24

Claire and Tony announce the time has come for them to consummate their relationship; Kady catches Jr. playing with her dolls.

Not So Hostile Takeover
S3 E25

Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's high-school prom; Jr. gets excited about fixing up his first car.

Graduation
S3 E26

Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

Graduation
S3 E27

Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

Mom's Away
S2 E1

Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother, and must contend with multiple problems.

Mom's Away
S2 E2

Michael contends with multiple problems, including a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

No Rules
S2 E3

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

Perfect Dad
S2 E4

Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the ideal dad.

Thru Thick and Thin
S2 E5

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

He Heard, She Heard
S2 E6

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.

Michael's Garden
S2 E7

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

Let Them Eat Pie
S2 E8

The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.

The Whole World Is Watching
S2 E10

Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.

Letting Go
S2 E11

Kady treats the school hamster that Michael accidentally killed as though it is still alive; Michael catches Claire in a lie.

Learning to Earn It
S2 E12

Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances in one day.

Quality Time
S2 E13

Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time with Janet, much to her dismay.

Get Out
S2 E14

Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.

Road Trip
S2 E15

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Table for Too Many
S2 E16

Michael is even more disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.

Table for Too Many
S2 E17

The war between the Tylers and Kyles continue in the restaurant, with everyone nearly going at it with each other.

Double Date
S2 E18

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.

Failure to Communicate
S2 E19

Michael's parents come to visit him, but he is worried about the way they treat each other and how it reflects on his own children; after a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay decide to let things the way they are.

Papa Said Knock You Out
S2 E20

Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

Return of the Wall
S2 E21

Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

Working Relationship
S2 E22

Michael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the cast re-enacts scenes from the movie "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial."

Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius
S2 E23

Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.

Back Story
S2 E24

After the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.

Make Over
S2 E25

An encounter with Michael's ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.

The Bowling Show
S2 E26

Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.

Jr. Gets His License
S2 E27

After getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.

The Anniversary
S2 E28

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

The Anniversary
S2 E29

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Pilot
S1 E1

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

The Truth Hurts
S1 E2

Michael is convinced that junior has gotten a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it; Michael is concerned that none of his children are willing to own up to things they've done.

Grassy Knoll
S1 E3

Michael and Jay play mind games on Junior after they discover he has been smoking marijuana; Kady wants to spend more time with her big sister.

Of Breasts and Basketball
S1 E4

Michael has difficulty coping when Junior beats him at basketball; Claire buys a a padded bra to impress boys.

Making the Grade
S1 E5

Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment, but the scheme backfires when Janet and Michael treat him like a prodigy.

Working It
S1 E6

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Snapping and Sniffing
S1 E7

Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists; Michael feels Jay is neglecting the family.

He Said, She Said
S1 E8

Michael and Jay get a lesson in listening when they try to remember what they asked each other to do.

Breaking Up and Breaking It
S1 E9

Claire is upset when Michael continues to pal around with her former boyfriend (Andrew McFarlane); Junior spends too much time in the bathroom.

A Little Romance
S1 E10

Just when Michael is feeling frustrated about his love life, his brother visits with his sexy new girlfriend.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
S1 E11

Michael takes living life to its fullest a little too far after his accountant (Doug Banks) unexpectedly dies.