While on a date with a politician arranged by The Devil, Lucy encounters DJ Jesús.
The Devil buys a restaurant chain, and forces Lucy to work there; Lucy asks DJ Jesús to run the karaoke.
The Devil launches a a sex toy company to increase the amount of masturbation, hastening the downfall of civilization; DJ Jesús tries to break a world record.
Lucy, Judas and the Special Clergy wait for DJ Jesús' arrival at Burning Man; The Devil and Becky try to tempt DJ Jesús to prevent his appearance.
Senator Whitehead wants to announce his candidacy for President.
Satan makes Sen. Whitehead's son a busboy at Tequila Sally's.
Vampire altar and choir boys prey on priests.
People fall under the spell for the Dreamster Sound Effects Machine.
DJ Jesus and his entourage rent out an old Catholic girl's boarding school so he can work on his re-remix in peace but soon the past invades the present.