Monica and Phoebe make a bet after Rachel passes her delivery date; Chandler falls asleep at the premiere screening of Joey's new film.
Rachel is worried about her sister's flirtation with Ross; sickly Monica is well enough to seduce Chandler; Joey uses free food to lure women to date him.
Rachel and her sister get into a heated sibling rivalry over Ross; Chandler confesses he hasn't cried since he was a child.
When Rachel tells her friends about Barry and Mindy's impending divorce, the others speculate how their lives could have turned out if they had chosen different paths.
Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage; Rachel goes to Joey's and kisses him; Rachel catches Barry cheating.
Chandler's anniversary gift to Monica is really one an ex-girlfriend gave him; Joey hires a look-alike; Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel.
Ross toys with dating one of his students; a curling iron starts a fire in Phoebe and Rachel's apartment.
Monica and Phoebe compete to find Rachel a date; Joey tries to con his friends into buying him a new refrigerator.
Chandler jeopardizes Joey's chances for the lead role in a TV series when he forgets to take down a message.
Ross recruits some friends to go with him on his first meeting with Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis); Phoebe makes Chandler and Monica paranoid by chronicling their every move.
Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.