The off-colour adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, four elementary school boys in South Park, Colo.
The World-Wide Privacy Tour
S26 E2
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
Japanese Toilet
S26 E3
South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.
Deep Learning
S26 E4
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
S26 E5
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
Spring Break
S26 E6
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
HumancentiPad
S15 E1
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
Funnybot
S15 E2
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
Royal Pudding
S15 E3
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
T.M.I.
S15 E4
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
Crack Baby Athletic Association
S15 E5
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
City Sushi
S15 E6
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
You're Getting Old
S15 E7
Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.
Ass Burgers
S15 E8
Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.
The Last of the Meheecans
S15 E9
What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Bass to Mouth
S15 E10
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
Broadway Bro Down
S15 E11
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
Sexual Healing
S14 E1
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
S14 E2
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
Medicinal Fried Chicken
S14 E3
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
You Have 0 Friends
S14 E4
Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.
Crippled Summer
S14 E7
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
It's a Jersey Thing
S14 E9
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Insheeption
S14 E10
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
Crème Fraiche
S14 E14
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
The Ring
S13 E1
Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.
The Coon
S13 E2
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
Margaritaville
S13 E3
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
Eat, Pray, Queef
S13 E4
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.
Fishsticks
S13 E5
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.
Pinewood Derby
S13 E6
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
Fatbeard
S13 E7
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
Dead Celebrities
S13 E8
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
Butters' Bottom Bitch
S13 E9
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.
W.T.F.
S13 E10
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
The F Word
S13 E12
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Dances with Smurfs
S13 E13
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
Pee
S13 E14
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
Tonsil Trouble
S12 E1
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
Britney's New Look
S12 E2
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Major Boobage
S12 E3
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Canada on Strike!
S12 E4
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Eek, a Penis!
S12 E5
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Super Fun Time
S12 E7
While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.
The China Probrem
S12 E8
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
Breast Cancer Show Ever
S12 E9
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
About Last Night...
S12 E12
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.
Elementary School Musical
S12 E13
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
The Ungroundable
S12 E14
The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.
Cartman Sucks
S11 E2
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
Lice Capades
S11 E3
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
The Snuke
S11 E4
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Fantastic Easter Special
S11 E5
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
D-Yikes!
S11 E6
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
Night of the Living Homeless
S11 E7
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
Le Petit Tourette
S11 E8
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
More Crap
S11 E9
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
Guitar Queer-O
S11 E13
Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.
The List
S11 E14
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.