The King of Queens
Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Arthur, Spooner
S5 E1
Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.
Window Pain
S5 E2
Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.
Holy Mackerel
S5 E3
Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.
Kirbed Enthusiasm
S5 E4
Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.
Mammary Lane
S5 E5
Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.
Business Affairs
S5 E6
Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.
Flame Resistant
S5 E7
Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.
Connect Four
S5 E9
After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.
Loaner Car
S5 E10
Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.
Mentalo Case
S5 E11
Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.
Jung Frankenstein
S5 E12
Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.
Attention Deficit
S5 E13
Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.
Bun Dummy
S4 E21
Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.
Patrons Ain't
S4 E22
When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.
Eddie Money
S4 E23
Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.
Two Thirty
S4 E24
When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.