The King of Queens

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.
Pole Lox
S8 E1

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

Vocal Discord
S8 E2

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Consummate Professional
S8 E3

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Like Hell
S8 E4

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

Sandwiched Out
S8 E5

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Shear Torture
S8 E6

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

Inn Escapable
S8 E7

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

Move Doubt
S8 E8

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

G'Night, Stalker
S8 E9

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Hi, School
S7 E14

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

Deconstructing Carrie
S7 E15

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

Black List
S7 E16

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Wish Boned
S7 E17

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

Van, Go
S7 E18

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

Ice Cubed
S7 E19

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

Slippery Slope
S7 E21

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

Buy Curious
S7 E22

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Arthur, Spooner
S5 E1

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Window Pain
S5 E2

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Holy Mackerel
S5 E3

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Kirbed Enthusiasm
S5 E4

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Business Affairs
S5 E6

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Flame Resistant
S5 E7

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

Flash Photography
S5 E8

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

Connect Four
S5 E9

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

Loaner Car
S5 E10

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

Mentalo Case
S5 E11

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

Jung Frankenstein
S5 E12

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Attention Deficit
S5 E13

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

Prints Charming
S5 E14

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

Shrink Wrap
S4 E25

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).