One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn't possibly create a reality this stupid.
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
Children are born corrupt and rot gradually over time.
When little ol' love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
The father of a Southern family puts his son in charge of a town, but his sisters think the town belongs to them.
Hurshe and Hambrosia compete for the Miss Heartshe crown.
Doc learns that death is a gift.
Destroying the entirety of a civilization.
The mind is a terrible thing.
A henchbaby's guilt haunts the Holler; Hurlan must become a man.
Death plays doorbell ditch with Doc.
Hurlan finally feels a mother's touch.
Hurlan's heart becomes tangled.
Heartshe is bitten by American "sexceptionalism."
A stranger shows that humanity is a celestial continuum.
A dumb guy with a brain.
Hold a mirror up to this text, then to your own face; you have just confronted collective despair.
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, secretly leaving the town to someone.
Hurlan must crack the nut of the town curse.
Low-class people require high-tech solutions.
Hurlan wants to be a doctor; Hurshe takes advantage.
The holler goes on high alert.