Barney Miller

2 seasons available

Capt. Barney Miller of the NYPD 12th Precinct and his staff handle the various local troubles and characters that come into the squad room.
Homicide
S7 E1

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; and a woman decides to cancel the murder contract she put out on her husband; The 12th precinct becomes a homicide squad.

Homicide
S7 E2

The detectives attempt to find the hapless husband before the hit man does; and Harris makes a pass at the station's new crime photographer.

The Delegate
S7 E3

Wojo and Dietrich respond to a complaint lodged against a delegate from the 1976 Democratic convention.

Dorsey
S7 E4

The squad's new member insinuates that the detectives are corrupt; and a refugee complains that their methods are hazardous to his health.

Agent Orange
S7 E5

A woman complains when her apartment building has become nudist; and a confused vet blames his condition on exposure to Agent Orange in Vietnam.

Call Girl
S7 E6

Dorsey plays big brother to a young prostitute; Harris solicits stock tips from a well-heeled call girl; and Dietrich explores celibacy.

Resignation
S7 E7

Dietrich is plagued by guilt after he's forced to use his gun to stop a robbery; and a playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

Field Associate
S7 E8

A burglar celebrates his fiftieth year in crime; Someone is leaking squad room infractions to Internal Affairs.

Movie I
S7 E9

A veteran radio journalist roughs up an insipid TV news anchor; and Harris produces an undercover porno movie.

Movie II
S7 E10

The precinct is the setting for the premiere of Harris' porn film; a blind man is mugged; and a overzealous charity collector stages a holdup.

The Psychic
S7 E11

A linguist vandalizes a billboard to protest improper grammar in advertising; and a psychic foils a purse snatcher--before the crime is committed.

Stormy Weather
S7 E12

Barney picks up a deaf woman that is a hooker; Wojo swims the cold Hudson River in pursuit of a burglar.

The Librarian
S7 E13

A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

Rachel
S7 E14

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

The Doll
S7 E17

An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

Fog
S6 E22

A thick fog envelopes New York causing a burglar to break into a Christian Science Reading Room by mistake.