Car 54, Where Are You?

2 seasons available

Police partners patrol the Bronx.
One Sleepy People
S2 E2

Muldoon moves in with Toody and his family, but when odd things happen while everyone's sleeping, Muldoon and Lucille think they've having an affair with each other.

Schnauser's Last Ride
S2 E4

Schnauzer's horse from his mounted policeman days is still making the rounds, but now it's for crooks.

Occupancy, August 1st
S2 E6

Mrs. Bronson tries to move into her apartment that hasn't been completely built yet.

Remember St. Petersburg
S2 E7

A group of confidence men attempts to swindle Sylvia Schnauser and Toody by mistake.

Toody Undercover
S2 E9

While undercover, Toody robs a bank with a group of men. Now that the group thinks Toody is an expert bank robber, he tricks them into falling for a fake robbery.

A Star Is Born In The Bronx
S2 E11

After landing a role in a play, Sylvia decides to go on a diet.

Pretzel Mary
S2 E12

While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.

142 Tickets on the Aisle
S2 E13

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

Stop Thief
S2 E14

While Captain Block is rehearsing for a play, Toody and Muldoon overhear and think the Captain is a kleptomaniac.

Je t'adore Muldoon
S2 E15

The guys convince Muldoon to ask the Captain’s niece to attend Marti Gras with him, and when she accepts, Muldoon’s ego goes to his head.

The White Elephant
S2 E16

A group of robbers move next door to a bank and begin to plot a bank heist involving knocking down the wall between them and the bank. However, their plan is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon as they try to get their restaurant up and going.

Benny The Bookie's Last Chance
S2 E17

Toody and Muldoon get ex-con Benny a job at a candy store. However, Benny soon regresses back into his old habits.

The Presidential Itch
S2 E18

Both Toody and Muldoon run for President of the Brotherhood.

Toody & Muldoon Meet The Russians
S2 E19

Toody and Muldoon protect a visiting Russian official.

Here We Go Again
S2 E20

Nogal has Captain Block put on a special play honoring Muldoon’s father who was able to solve an unsolvable case. However, when Muldoon finds his father’s diary, the truth is revealed.

The Star Boarder
S2 E21

The Toodys take in a man, but begin to doubt that the man is really a preacher like he claims he is.

The Biggest Day Of The Year
S2 E22

Toody mentions that today is an important day, which starts rumors flying around the precinct as to why it’s an important day. Thinking they’ve all forgotten an occasion, everyone panics.

Here Comes Charlie
S2 E23

The precinct tries to rehabilitate and employ Charlie, an alcoholic.

See You At The Bar Mitzvah
S2 E24

Muldoon and Toody promise Joel Pokrass that people will attend his Bar Mitzvah. However, that proves to be a hard promise to keep since Joel’s father is a mean landlord everyone despises.

I've Been Here Before
S2 E25

Criminals begin to learn how to trick police after watching “Crime Busters.” But since the show is one of Toody’s favorites, he’s able to solve each of the crimes.

Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
S2 E26

Mrs. Bronson promises that wedding bells are in the future of star’s lives.

Lucille Is 40
S2 E27

Toody decides to give Lucille a wig for her 40th birthday. However, when Sylvia sees Toody at a wig shop, she begins to think he is cheating on Lucille.

The Loves Of Sylvia Schnauser
S2 E28

The officers use Sylvia as a decoy to uncover a group of con artists.

Puncher and Judy
S2 E29

A hairdresser (Rocky Graziano) wants to box.

The Curse Of The Snitkins
S2 E30

Toody and Muldoon convince a shy officer to join their precinct, unaware that he has terrible luck everywhere he goes.

Who's for Swordfish
S1 E1

Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

Change Your Partners
S1 E4

Toody and Muldoon begin to annoy each other just when they're going to be photographed as a good example of police cooperation.

I Won't Go
S1 E5

When a lady learns that her apartment complex has been condemned, she works her charm in order to trick them into letting her stay.

Paint Job
S1 E7

Toody and Muldoon take Car 54 in for repairs and happen upon a car theft ring.

Love Finds Muldoon
S1 E8

Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon. Guest star: Alice Ghostley.

The Gypsy Curse
S1 E9

A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.

Thirty Days Notice
S1 E10

The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi, and they are evicted.

Catch Me on the Paar Show
S1 E11

Toody covers for a friend on the Jack Paar show and is a hit until he freezes and must be helped out by Muldoon.

The Taming of Lucille
S1 E12

Gunther is annoyed when his efforts to tame Lucille work too well.

Put It in the Bank
S1 E13

Toody's efforts to make investments for the Precinct Brotherhood Club backfire.

Get Well Officer Schnauser
S1 E14

Muldoon is mistaken for a bank robber when he tries to make a withdrawal.

Christmas at the 53rd
S1 E15

The precinct puts on a Christmas show.

The Sacrifice
S1 E16

Toody believes that Muldoon has refused a promotion so they can remain a team.

Boom, Boom, Boom
S1 E17

Their incessant practice for a barbershop quartet contest jeopardizes Toody and Muldoon's chances for winning.

Toody and Muldoon Crack Down
S1 E18

In an effort to keep Toody and Muldoon, the residents of their beat refuse to permit any crime to occur.

Toody's Paradise
S1 E19

While on an undercover assignment, Toody is accused of leading a double life.

How High Is Up
S1 E20

Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is too tall.

Toody and the Art World
S1 E21

Toody is given a painting by an artist that he and Muldoon must evict.

What Happened to Thursday?
S1 E22

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

How Smart Can You Get
S1 E23

Moody feels inferior to an intellectual rookie and asks to be reassigned.

The Auction
S1 E28

The club wants to buy Capt. Block a gift.