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Toody and Muldoon are assigned to pick up the President of the United States from Idlewild Airport and drive him to the United Nations.
Muldoon and Lucille go to extremes to prove they aren't having an affair.
Both Toody and Muldoon fall ill and the doctor is in awe of how much alike the two men are.
Schnauzer's horse from his mounted policeman days is still making the rounds, but now it's for crooks.
A group of confidence men attempts to swindle Sylvia Schnauser and Toody by mistake.
After landing a role in a play, Sylvia decides to go on a diet.
While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.
The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.
While Captain Block is rehearsing for a play, Toody and Muldoon overhear and think the Captain is a kleptomaniac.
The guys convince Muldoon to ask the Captain’s niece to attend Marti Gras with him, and when she accepts, Muldoon’s ego goes to his head.
A group of robbers move next door to a bank and begin to plot a bank heist involving knocking down the wall between them and the bank. However, their plan is interrupted by Toody and Muldoon as they try to get their restaurant up and going.
Toody and Muldoon get ex-con Benny a job at a candy store. However, Benny soon regresses back into his old habits.
Both Toody and Muldoon run for President of the Brotherhood.
Toody and Muldoon protect a visiting Russian official.
Nogal has Captain Block put on a special play honoring Muldoon’s father who was able to solve an unsolvable case. However, when Muldoon finds his father’s diary, the truth is revealed.
The Toodys take in a man, but begin to doubt that the man is really a preacher like he claims he is.
Toody mentions that today is an important day, which starts rumors flying around the precinct as to why it’s an important day. Thinking they’ve all forgotten an occasion, everyone panics.
The precinct tries to rehabilitate and employ Charlie, an alcoholic.
Muldoon and Toody promise Joel Pokrass that people will attend his Bar Mitzvah. However, that proves to be a hard promise to keep since Joel’s father is a mean landlord everyone despises.
Criminals begin to learn how to trick police after watching “Crime Busters.” But since the show is one of Toody’s favorites, he’s able to solve each of the crimes.
Mrs. Bronson promises that wedding bells are in the future of star’s lives.
Toody decides to give Lucille a wig for her 40th birthday. However, when Sylvia sees Toody at a wig shop, she begins to think he is cheating on Lucille.
A hairdresser (Rocky Graziano) wants to box.
Toody and Muldoon convince a shy officer to join their precinct, unaware that he has terrible luck everywhere he goes.
Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.
Toody and Muldoon begin to annoy each other just when they're going to be photographed as a good example of police cooperation.
When a lady learns that her apartment complex has been condemned, she works her charm in order to trick them into letting her stay.
Toody and Muldoon take Car 54 in for repairs and happen upon a car theft ring.
Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon. Guest star: Alice Ghostley.
A gypsy fortuneteller (Maureen Stapleton) facing eviction puts a curse on Toody.
The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi, and they are evicted.
Gunther wishes that his wife, Lucille, would be more submissive to him, but ends up getting more than he bargained for.
The precinct puts on a Christmas show.
Toody believes that Muldoon has refused a promotion so they can remain a team.
Their incessant practice for a barbershop quartet contest jeopardizes Toody and Muldoon's chances for winning.
Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is too tall.
The timid man in charge during Capt. Block's vacation is rumored to be an ogre.
Sylvia Schnauser plans for the elaborate wedding that she feels she missed by eloping 15 years ago.
The club wants to buy Capt. Block a gift.
Moody's nephew offers solutions for some unsolved robberies in the precinct.
Jealousy strikes Toody when Lucille becomes a blonde to be more enticing to him.