According to Jim

2 seasons available

A loving blue-collar dad tries to adhere to family ideals.
The Race
S5 E5

Jim tries to teach Kyle a lesson about quitting by running a 10k marathon, but he ends up cheating in the race.

Anec-Don'ts
S5 E6

In an effort to outdo Cheryl's story about meeting Oprah, Jim makes up a story about his construction office catching fire.

The Chick Whisperer
S5 E7

Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman at the bar, but she turns out to be crazy.

James and the Annoying Peach
S5 E8

To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl does not speak to him for three days.

The Dream
S5 E9

Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he learns she is having erotic dreams about him.

Lean on Me
S5 E10

Cheryl urges Jim to meet an old girlfriend (Linda Hamilton) for lunch, but has second thoughts when she becomes convinced the woman has romantic intentions.

The Gift of the Maggie
S5 E11

When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection.

Sex Ed Fred
S5 E12

When Jim and Cheryl preview a sex education video to be shown to children at Ruby's school, they discover that the boy in the video is Jim.

Renewing Vows
S5 E13

During a ceremony to renew their wedding vows, Jim and Cheryl squabble because she allowed Gracie and Ruby to get their ears pierced.

Mr. Right
S5 E15

Cheryl and Jim get into an argument about Erik Estrada, and Jim sets out to prove her wrong about an incident involving the actor 10 years earlier.

Plot Twist
S4 E7

Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot, conveniently located next to that of a star football player.

The Hunters
S4 E8

Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey named Angry Pete during a Thanksgiving hunt with Andy.

Poking the Bear
S4 E9

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).

Stalking Santa
S4 E10

When Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa, an altercation ensues that leaves his on-looking kids fearing Santa will not bring them any gifts.

Sympathy From the Devlins
S4 E11

Jim, a superstitious sports fan, comes to believe that his former neighbors, the Devlins, bring good luck to the Bulls.

Nanny-Cam
S4 E12

Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he did not want to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.

The Jealous Husband
S4 E13

To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.

A Crying Shame
S4 E14

Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.

Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner?
S4 E15

When Cheryl cooks for Dana and her boyfriend, she lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.

The Wedding Dress
S4 E16

Cheryl offers to let Dana wear her wedding dress, unaware that the gown was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years earlier.

The Mustache
S4 E17

An attractive woman's suggestion leads Jim to grow a mustache, much to the dismay of Cheryl, who retaliates by coloring her hair.

Shall We Dance
S4 E18

When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding, he turns to Jim -- a closet dancer -- for lessons.