Jim uses Andy's gift certificate just before Andy remembers he has it and invites Jim to help him use it.
Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering, and it works well for solving the children's problems but backfires when he and Andy have an argument.
After years of dating, Andy meets the perfect girl and worries that she will break up with him; Jim offers to take Andy's girlfriend's daughter to a concert with Ruby and Gracie.
Andy is sure Emily is going to break up with him, since all his former girlfriends left him after six weeks of dating; Dana hypnotizes Andy to find out the cause of his breakups.
Pregnant Cheryl wants to have a game night and play a game that she never loses, but Dana knows she cheats.
Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.
Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.
Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.
Jim is concerned that Kyle is going to grow up to be effeminate when he insists on wearing a Cinderella costume for Halloween.
Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.
Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot, conveniently located next to that of a star football player.
Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey named Angry Pete during a Thanksgiving hunt with Andy.
Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).
When Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa, an altercation ensues that leaves his on-looking kids fearing Santa will not bring them any gifts.
Jim, a superstitious sports fan, comes to believe that his former neighbors, the Devlins, bring good luck to the Bulls.
Jim invents an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.
After Cheryl's cooking class choice proves to be a disaster, Jim gets to pick paintball as the next couple's activity.
Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make up for a fight he does not remember from the night before.
The irritating Devlins bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl.
Dana falls for the Rev. Pierson (guest star Chris Elliott) after he sets her up with a promising job lead.
Jim tries to convince his friend Danny (Dan Aykroyd) not to back out on his wedding plans with Laraine (Laraine Newman).
Cheryl brags to her cousin that she is the lead singer in Jim's band.
Dana's boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor (Ingo Rademacher) in a commercial starring Cheryl and the children.
Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line. Ingo Rademacher guest stars.
Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.
Jim's sister (Jennifer Coolidge) shows up on his doorstep -- pregnant.
Andy resents a wealthy client (Nana Visitor), then ends up dating her.