Tyler Perry's House of Payne
House of Payne is the hilarious comedy about Retired fire chief Curtis Payne and his lovely wife Ella.
House of Realization
S14 E1
After a sit-down, Ella faces off with Elaine and confronts her about her true feelings towards Laura; Malik gets creative about his parenting.
Doing the Work
S14 E2
Laura's temper gets the better of her in the wake of her unpleasant clash with the Paynes; Ella's successful Bible study takes an unexpected turn when Mrs. Wellington arrives.
House of Outrage
S14 E3
Ella reveals her disdain for Laura and Janine is forced to take accountability; Calvin grapples with the challenge of preserving his marriage and safeguarding his relationship with his mother.
The Talk
S14 E4
Ella confronts Laura in an attempt at reconciliation; Janine must navigate unexpected challenges when Deena urgently requests to meet.
Piece by Piece
S13 E1
Calvin teams up with his ex-wife Miranda to get to the bottom of why Laura broke off their engagement; Calvin works with Ella to repair his relationship with Calvin Jr.; Curtis and Floyd attempt to get publicity for their barbecue sauce brand.
Adjust Your Crown, Sis
S13 E2
When Ella sponsors the membership of the new wife of a longtime dea-con into her social club, Incomparable Crowns, she begins to suspect something may be going on behind closed doors in the new marriage.
No Bueno
S13 E3
Jazmine reminds a forgetful C.J. about his first wedding anniversary; Curtis and Ella bring over a cake called No Bueno to celebrate, only to learn there is no celebration to be had; Calvin prepares to attend Pookie's wedding solo.
Failure to Succeed
S13 E4
Malik is thrilled when he lands an interview with a councilman he idolizes, but he finds out that getting the job is only half the battle; Curtis fails a health inspection forcing him to modify his barbecue recipe to disastrous results.
Love Yourz
S13 E5
A concerned Calvin enlists his quirky friends Pookie and Peanut to help his struggling son, Calvin Jr., with math.
The Chicken or the Egg
S13 E6
In the middle of a city-wide egg shortage, Curtis searches for reasonably priced eggs; Lisa attempts to gain professional work experience by going to work with the Paynes.
I Wanna Dance With Somebody
S13 E7
When Calvin Jr.'s mom can't take him to the mother-son dance, Miranda and Laura compete to be her replacement.
Hut-Hut Psyche
S13 E9
Calvin wants Calvin Jr. to play football, but Ella thinks football is too dangerous and pushes him to play tennis instead.
Final Answer
S13 E10
Jazmine gets caught up in a cheating scandal at school; Curtis enlists the help of a vlogger to promote his food truck.
All Hands on Deck
S13 E11
Curtis calls on his family to help work the food truck.
Breakup To Makeup
S13 E12
House of Payne is the hilarious comedy about Retired fire chief Curtis Payne and his lovely wife Ella. Together the loving couple navigate the problems of life with their quirky modern day family.
House Of Funk
S13 E14
Calvin and Laura try to teach the boys to clean up after themselves; Ella meets with the head deacon to discuss a tense situation, but she does not get the response she expected when she brings up some serious concerns.
Barracuda Pool
S13 E15
Curtis and Floyd go on a popular TV show where they pitch their BBQ sauce to potential investors, but their nonstop arguing puts their prospective deals in jeopardy.
Tricks No Treats
S13 E17
Curtis surprises Ella with a new gift that brings unexpected results; Calvin struggles with whether he and Laura are ready to walk down the aisle.
Love At First Swipe
S13 E18
C.J. and Janine receive marital advice from an unlikely source; Peanut seeks help with his newfound online lover.
House of Cards
S13 E19
Calvin finds himself in the middle of a feud he doesn't want to be part of; Jazmine learns she has more time than she thinks to plan her life.
The Incomparable Ella
S13 E20
Ella and her social club band together to help an unexpected person from a dangerous situation; Jazmine takes her future into her own hands when her reputation becomes wrongfully tarnished.
Houston, We've Got a Problem
S13 E21
Calvin struggles with Tracey's decision to relocate Calvin Jr. to Houston; Malik hosts an impromptu election night watch party with a nervous Councilman Dustman.
House of Love
S13 E22
Laura finds herself at odds with her future in-laws; Jasmine works on a journalism project that fuses the generations.
Like New Money
S12 E1
Curtis suspects his food truck was blown up intentionally, and he starts investigating the incident; Calvin must get to the bottom of Calvin Jr.'s mischievous deeds.
Just Payne Trippin
S12 E2
The family has trouble adjusting to Jazmine's new found independence. Miranda gets an offer that Calvin would like for her to refuse.
Les Boss Sauce
S12 E3
Curtis becomes infuriated when his sauce gets bootlegged; Malik orchestrates a date night to rejuvenate his relationship with Lisa.
One Legged Funeral Director
S12 E4
Calvin's domineering side rears its ugly head when he begins coaching his son's soccer team; Miranda has everyone up in arms regarding a novel she's selfpublished.
Forget Me Not
S12 E5
Curtis is involved in an accident that alters his personality; C.J. takes over the twins' school project and strives for excellence.
Encouragement
S12 E6
Calvin hosts a dinner to meet Laura's parents for the first time; C.J. struggles with failing the physical aptitude test.
Balancing Payne
S12 E7
When Miranda asks Calvin to switch weekends with the boys, he agrees, totally disregarding the fact that he and Laura have plans; when Curtis and Floyd have a fight about business, Floyd decides to open his own food truck.
Paynes in the Butt
S12 E8
Ella decides to go against the grain and use technology instead of paying someone to do repairs; Malik and Lisa's argument causes discord between C.J. and Janine.
Deena
S12 E9
Malik and family get introduced to Lisa's mom, Deena; Miranda attempts to produce a vlog for Ella.
The New Praisers
S12 E10
Jazmin wants to create a Bible study on campus and enlists Ella to help her organize the service; Calvin and Laura request that Miranda return her emergency key to Calvin's condo.
Model Behavior
S12 E11
Curtis is convinced that a technologically advanced gift is determined to ruin his life; a local photographer approaches Lisa, but he may not be all he seems.
I Am Handy Woman, Hear Me Roar
S12 E12
An argument between Malik and Lisa trickles down to C.J. and Janine. Ella chooses technology over a traditional handyman for home repairs.
Make It Rain
S12 E13
Calvin attempts to plan a bachelor party against Laura's will; Malik struggles with putting together a toy for his daughter.
Say My Name
S12 E14
Calvin feels some type of way when Miranda gets swept off her feet, causing him to make an epic mistake; a chain letter changes C.J. and Ella's fortune.
Out In the Open
S12 E15
The unfortunate news about a young firefighter forces C.J. to have a transparent conversation with Malik and Jazmine; Miranda discovers she's missing more than just the companionship of a man.
Zaddy
S12 E16
Jazmine becomes a social media influencer and considers leaving college; CJ accidentally steals her thunder, revealing the fickle nature of internet fame; Calvin and Christian come down with a cold and Laura steps up to take care of them.
El Capitan
S12 E17
Curtis becomes the neighborhood watch Captain and the power goes to his head, much to the demise of the family. Meanwhile, Jazmine tries to convince CJ and Malik that they can enjoy the games with healthy food.
To Jump or Not To Jump
S12 E18
Calvin and Laura debate the merits of traditional aspects of marriage versus creating new traditions; Ella presents them with the broom she and Curtis jumped over at their wedding.
Run Them Pockets
S12 E20
C.J. hosts his first ever poker night at him and Janine's place; Ella expresses her disappointment with the idea of gambling and how it negatively affects the community.
True Measures
S12 E22
Calvin's openness with his passwords lands him in trouble with Laura; the dynamics of professor Louis' relationship with Jazmine change as he makes confession; Calvin Jr., on the other hand, is making Calvin's life difficult.
What's in a Payne Name
S11 E1
With Lisa and Malik home with the new baby and Janine's plane status still unknown, tensions are very high; Ella and Miranda welcome the couple and the newborn home while Curtis, C.J., and Calvin are elsewhere.
Major Payne
S11 E2
Lisa struggles with what classes to take in college and is afraid she may make the wrong choices.
Bag Men
S11 E3
Curtis uses his street resources to acquire a beat-up food truck for his barbeque business, only to learn the truck was used for something other than food; Malik and Lisa fight over roles.
H.O. Hate
S11 E4
Curtis is planning a block party to launch his food truck and business, Sauce Bosses, when Gloria, a new neighbor, and the new H.O.A. president, shows up and enforces violation codes, shutting down the party; Curtis declares war.
Meme, Myself, and I
S11 E5
After Calvin has a bout of writers' block, he is inspired to use footage of Curtis having violent outbursts for a new ad campaign; when Curtis learns he's become a viral sensation he takes advantage of his internet audience.
Good Will Nothing
S11 E6
CJ and the others begin sucking up to Curtis when they discover that he is updating his will following the sudden death of a friend.
A Payne-ful Interview
S11 E8
Curtis is ecstatic when one of the hottest online Atlanta news magazines wants to interview him about his BBQ sauce; but when he freezes up, Ella comes to the rescue causing the show to become more interested in her.
Woman to Woman
S11 E9
When Christian wins Student of the Year, Laura gets him an autographed football jersey from a popular NFL player; Miranda takes umbrage with the gesture, citing the player's history of domestic violence.
It Was All a Dream
S11 E10
After a much-needed night on the town with his boy, Calvin finds himself in a sticky situation when he drunkenly sends sexual text messages to Miranda and invites her over.
Payneful Pain
S11 E11
Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by re-creating their first date and planning a sweet surprise for their anniversary; Laura takes offense to Calvin's constant teasing.
Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married
S11 E12
When Ella learns Curtis went behind her back and put Miranda on a $500 budget to plan their wedding renewal, she debates whether she should marry Curtis all over again.
Unwelcomed Neighbors
S11 E13
It looks like someone is occupying the old Caskey house; Curtis enlists C.J. to help him investigate it; when Curtis alerts C.J., Lisa overhears and adds fuel to the fire, stating she saw some suspicious activity happen outside that house.
Cracked Nest Egg
S11 E14
When Ella discovers the Help Center has fallen into disrepair, she talks Curtis into lending the church money from their savings to fix it up; the couple soon butt heads over the fastest way to get their money back.
The Paranoid and the Private
S11 E15
Someone breaks into Curtis' food truck, and a much-loved family heirloom, an old Hokie pot used to make his father's special sauce, is stolen.
Of Mice and Men
S11 E16
Everyone is excited for Malik when he finally gets a good-paying job, until they find out it's for a weed dispensary; Malik tries to educate them on all the benefits of marijuana as a medicinal drug.
Insecurity System
S11 E17
When CJ brings home a new drone for the fire department, it is stolen in what he believes to be a burglary; to ward off any further intrusions, CJ installs a high-tech home security system with audio-visual capabilities.
Hashtag Help
S11 E18
Curtis wants to build his Sauce Boss brand and Ella needs to get women to register for the church's help center to receive a much-needed grant.
Mr. Bills
S11 E19
When Curtis throws a fit about all the money he and Ella are spending, he implements drastic cost-cutting measures; things backfire when Ella follows his direction and begins cutting back on the things he enjoys.
Coco Parenting
S11 E20
Calvin and Miranda enter the world of hysterical parenting when Christian is having problems at school; they find out he is bullying which brings to the forefront their own tempers and issues.
So Nice to Meat You
S11 E21
After Glo exchanges harsh words with Curtis she gives him 210lbs of pork that a butcher-friend gave her; Curtis is suspicious of the gesture and begins piecing together an unlikely tale of matricide and cannibalism.
Payneful Patriach
S11 E22
Malik steps into his destiny when he gets the opportunity to campaign across Georgia for issues in the state; he hires Sauce Bosses as the official food truck and becomes Curtis' boss.
Whiplash
S10 E1
The Payne family becomes concerned while searching for C.J. after learning he ran into a burning building.
A Payneful Lesson
S10 E2
Calvin goes out of his way to show Laura how wonderful their marriage will be despite what went wrong in his previous marriage.
All Lumped Together
S10 E3
During a routine mammogram, a lump is found in Ella's breast; Malik may lose his scholarship while helping take care of the family.
Back That Thang Up
S10 E4
C.J.'s recurring back problem forces him to face an even bigger issue.
Sauce Bosses
S10 E5
Floyd gets an offer to buy out he and Curtis's barbecue sauce after winning a contest, but C.J. raises concerns about the family's legacy.
Missing Mustard Seeds
S10 E6
Curtis puts Ellas' big day in peril, and Malik takes a class that doesn't go over well with the family.
In the Hot Seat
S10 E7
Calvin and Laura put their engagement to the test, joining pre-marital counseling.
Karen
S10 E8
Calvin becomes a victim of social injustice when he's accused of stealing car tags.
Me Against the World
S10 E9
Family game night at the Paynes' is crashed by a surprise guest.
Pow Wow at the Paynes
S10 E10
Ella is hesitant to tell Lisa what she thinks about her jewelry line.
Bearer of Bad News
S10 E11
Calvin wants his son in his wedding, but Miranda might not be on board.
Fake Newsletters
S10 E12
Tension arises between Curtis and C.J. as they face off in a contentious local election; and Ella tries her hand as a life coach to Lisa.
Home Invaders
S10 E13
Malik and C.J. are having trouble adjusting to a pregnant Lisa.
DNAin't
S10 E14
Curtis has selfish motives for wanting the family to take a DNA test; it all backfires when he finds out about his heritage and when they discover Ella's family line.
Stop Shop and Roll
S10 E15
Ella's online shopping gets her in trouble; Lisa challenges Malik to stay off his phone.
Paynefully Honest
S10 E16
Calvin and Miranda are in uncharted waters as they begin navigating co-parenting; Ella and a reluctant Curtis work on their intimacy.
Wondering Prince
S10 E17
Lisa helps Miranda set up her online dating profile.
A Little Discipline
S10 E18
Miranda demands answers when Calvin leaves their son alone with Laura for the first time, and things don't go very well.
A Payneful Compromise
S10 E19
Following Curtis' medical checkup, Ella wants Curtis to improve his diet, prompting the Payne family to learn an important lesson in compromising.
Fine Wine
S10 E20
As Ella is spun into Laura's web of wedding plans, Calvin realizes he may not be as ready to get married as he thought.
The First Day
S10 E21
While Calvin and Laura make wedding plans, Miranda has made plans of her own.
A Wise Man's Opinion
S9 E1
Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa's pregnancy.
Delicious
S9 E2
Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.
By Your Side
S9 E3
C.J and Janine find out that Lisa is pregnant; C.J and Janine decide to stand by Malik's side; Ella and Curtis are shocked that C.J and Janine are being so lenient.
The Old People Game
S9 E4
Jazmine believes that Janine may be expecting again; Jazmine learns that Malik is having a baby; Kaleb wants to have sex with Jazmine for the first time.
Women of Today
S9 E5
Jazmine gets a lesson on servitude from Ella; Jazmine is pressured to have sex before she is ready; Ella finds out that Curtis may have slept with her sister back in the day.
Mixed Emotions
S9 E6
Miranda confides in Janine about her own frustrations with the court proceedings.
Love and Hate
S9 E7
Miranda has second thoughts about her and Calvin's divorce; Calvin runs into Miranda while visiting Janine; Calvin doesn't want Miranda around his family.
From Heart to Heart
S9 E8
Miranda takes Calvin to court for more child support; CJ has had it with Lisa; Calvin and Miranda have mixed feelings about their divorce.
Someone
S9 E9
Miranda's interested in giving Calvin a second chance; after his divorce, Calvin decides to date again; Miranda and Calvin's new woman know each other.
Something's Rotten
S9 E10
Calvin and Miranda's divorce drama grows; Jazmine gets candid with Ella about wanting to have sex for the first time; Calvin doesn't want anybody talking to Miranda, including Ella.
Hard Lessons
S9 E11
Curtis upsets Ella and must change his tune; Calvin confronts Miranda about talking to Laura; Miranda tells Calvin how she feels.
Lucky Cards
S9 E12
Curtis revisits old habits; Laura and Calvin explore their new romance.
Moving On
S9 E13
Miranda decides to turn the page with Calvin; Ella doesn't completely believe her; Curtis pursues a goal of his own concerning Miranda's friend.
Been a Long Time
S9 E14
Curtis rallies Calvin and CJ in planning a surprise birthday party for Ella; Ella takes charge of her birthday; Janine tells CJ she found a vape pen.
The Dinosaur and the Rabbit
S9 E16
She calls Floyd to help Curtis; Ella finds the vaporizer; Curtis and Ella try cannabis.
Dark Thirty
S9 E17
After taking a hit from a vape pen, Curtis seems to think he is now an addict.
Out of Character
S9 E18
Ella claims she didn't smoke although her lipstick was found on the vape pen.
The Package
S9 E19
Kaleb is putting extreme pressure on Jazmine to have sex with him for her first time but Calvin comes in and rains on their parade.
If You Loved Me
S9 E20
Kaleb tries to convince Jazmine that if she loved him she would have sex with him; Jazmine tells Kaleb that she isn't ready; Ella and Curtis return back from their vacation early.
The Big Game
S9 E21
Malik and Lisa have different must-watch television shows airing at the same time, but only one television; CJ and Malik suspect that Miranda is going on a date only to make Calvin jealous.
Give and Take
S9 E22
Miranda visits Ella with secret hopes of running into Calvin; Lisa goes to Curtis and Ella after her argument with Malik seeking advice; Curtis cuts down Ella's flower bed by accident.
Parenting 101
S9 E23
Miranda implores Curtis to babysit her son, C.J. pressures Malik to join the workforce, and Lisa and Malik get an unexpected crash course in parenting.
Ya' Hearrrd Me
S9 E24
Ella finds that Malik and Lisa have deep-rooted issues; Ella reaches a new threshold with Curtis.
Woman of the Night
S9 E25
CJ is forced to put his Aunt Ella in her place regarding how he runs his household.
If It Ain't Broke
S8 E54
Ella prepares to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shut down when C.J. cites dangerous fire code violations.