Tina attempts to save her school news segment by interviewing Mr. Frond about his revolutionary new computer game; Bob and Linda entertain Teddy by making up the plots to popular horror movies they haven't seen.
When the Belchers visit the local drive-in, Bob comes up with a plan to save the theater from closing; Linda accidentally insults another mom while on a group text chain; Louise and Gene hide from Tina after stealing some of her favorite candy.
Linda agrees to drive Teddy to pick up Kathleen from her colonoscopy after he accidentally injures himself; the kids concoct a scheme to prank an overhead drone which is set to film the school from above.
Louise stages a murder mystery in a creepy old dollhouse.
Louise trains Tina to be the last student standing during a cheese throwing battle against the other eighth graders; Bob and Teddy teach Linda how to successfully eavesdrop on customers' conversations.
The kids want to host an open mic night at the restaurant, but the hidden costs keep mounting and Bob worries that the night will ruin them.
When Louise signs up for a father-daughter boogie board contest, Bob's past comes back to haunt him.
Tina and Louise get into an argument.
When the Belchers get an unexpected invitation to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade, Bob wonders if there's a catch; Louise has her eye on the present-loaded Santa Schooner.
Linda drags Bob and the kids out into nature, determined to take the best holiday family portrait ever.
Tina and Bob participate in the Thundergirls father-daughter cardboard boat race; Tina tries to hide her feelings about Bob's terrible boat-building skills; Linda drags Louise and Gene to a fire station open house and overstays her welcome.
On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend; Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals; Linda disrupts a book reading; Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants.
Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works.
Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays; Bob and Tina get trapped at home with Linda's fussy family; Gene and Louise scramble to find the perfect gift for Tina.
Convinced she's met the love of her life, Tina disguises herself as a boy and sneaks into the Boyz 4 Now auditions to find him; Teddy asks the rest of the Belcher gang to nurse his baby rat back to health.
Louise, Tina and Gene devise a master plan to get the grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade; Teddy convinces Bob and Linda to take in a chicken by promising fresh eggs.
Tina, Louise and Gene get a taste of business when they join the school's Tweentrepeneurs club; Bob and Linda find themselves outsmarted by a dine-and-dasher.
The kids seek revenge on their school guidance counselor; they get entangled in sibling rivalry between two pilots; Linda and Bob put their game faces on when Teddy invites them to a paper airplane contest.
Bob agrees to drive professional quilter Edith around town after she convinces him to help her get revenge; the kids attend a lavish "Gatsby"-themed birthday party; Linda helps Teddy expand his taste palate.
Gene is livid when his best friend Alex ditches him to be Courtney's roller-dancing partner; Teddy, Linda and Bob let their imaginations get the best of them when they discover someone is stalking the restaurant.
Tina and her new science partner create a device that allows them to communicate with aliens, but their excitement turns to fear when they receive a dangerous warning message; Bob attempts to sell mini coatracks he bought.
Teenagers take over the Belchers' sledding territory, inciting an epic turf war; Bob steps in to help Linda, who's in a time crunch to get three scarves knitted before Christmas.
When Linda's new friend introduces her to essential oils, Aunt Gayle is convinced she must be rescued; Bob and Teddy are bamboozled into performing a series of annoying favors for Mr. Huggins.
The Belchers make it their mission to help Teddy get his dream girl, but Tina is convinced she's found a better match for him.
A Valentine's Day fight between Bob and Linda has the kids feeling confused; Tina, Louise and Gene tell their own story as a distraction from awkward tension.
Tina, discouraged by not being asked to the prom by Jimmy Jr., forms an unhealthy attachment to a goose from the nearby park; Linda joins a dating app to help Gretchen find a match.
Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be principal for a day; Teddy has a unique suggestion to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers.
Linda begins questioning guests at her party after her prized ornaments are stolen; the kids suspect the anti-Santa.
At Bob's father's Christmas party, he and Bob rehash an old argument; the kids compete to get the best gift for Bob.
Gene, Tina and Louise are excited about joining a go kart league; Bob helps Teddy discretely serve his home-brewed beer.
In order to become a member of the community garden, Bob must give Louise's enemy a job at the restaurant.
Tina and Darryl team up to win the Cupid's Couple contest; Linda plans a week of Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.
Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's campaign in order to keep Millie from winning; Bob becomes obsessed with a $300 knife.
When Linda's sister, Gayle (Megan Mullally), comes to the restaurant in tears because her date was canceled, the kids compete to be her companion for the evening.
Linda is disappointed by Bob's idea of romance; when the school's chinchilla, which Linda was supposed to be watching, escapes, a wild chase ensues.
The kids try to escape Saturday detention so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival; Bob and Linda suspect a young girl of scamming them.
Gene starts a band -- only to be kicked out, and ends up vowing to never play the Casio again; Linda has a terrible rash.
When Bob sends Linda out of the house to give him more time to work on her birthday surprise, she goes missing.