Bob and Linda are on the verge of a big decision; the kids embark on a new musical project.
Linda becomes concerned when Gayle turns her love life into a performance art piece.
Teddy takes a handyman job next door to the restaurant and finds himself trapped inside a store full of spooky antiques.
Louise and Gene try to help Tina clear her name after she is fired as a hall monitor.
Tina tries to set up Zeke on a date; the rest of the Belchers contend with a super rat.
Linda has a strong reaction when Tina buys a tiny tube top; Bob, Teddy, Louise and Gene deal with the consequences of a rare bird flying into the window of the restaurant.
Tina and the Thundergirls spend the night in the woods, and Tina faces something even scarier than her nemesis, Troop 257.
The Belchers have a wild night at a casino and Linda learns more about her late grandfather than she wanted to know.
Bob competes in a competition to inherit Mr. Fischoeder's 100-year-old tortoise.
When Linda and Bob suggest the kids do chores, the family ends up in a showdown.
Rudy attends an important dinner; the Belchers make an important casserole.
Bob and Linda help Gretchen throw her sister's bachelorette party; Tina forces Gene and Louise to play a board game they found on the street.
Gene tries to learn how to lucid dream in order to recover the world's most perfect song that he wrote while asleep; Louise and Tina try to trap a cricket whose chirping is keeping Linda up at night.
The Belchers go to a mini golf course on Thanksgiving morning.
Bob and Linda try to attend all three kids' holiday performances at the same time.
Louise takes a class assignment -- and a few unhelpful comments by Wayne -- very personally; Bob hires a masseur-in-training to give Linda a massage for Mother's Day.
After Gene breaks his favorite, extremely rare '70s era Christmas record, Tina and Louise join him in the search for another copy; Teddy wants to do a neighborhood Secret Santa with Bob and Linda.
Bob goes on an epic quest to find a misplaced lockbox key; Tina attempts to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone can do -- but her.
When the Belchers get an unexpected invitation to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade, Bob wonders if there's a catch; Louise has her eye on the present-loaded Santa Schooner.
Linda drags Bob and the kids out into nature, determined to take the best holiday family portrait ever.
At Bob's father's Christmas party, he and Bob rehash an old argument; the kids compete to get the best gift for Bob.
When Linda's sister, Gayle (Megan Mullally), comes to the restaurant in tears because her date was canceled, the kids compete to be her companion for the evening.
When Bob's automatic helicopter falls apart, he battles the manufacturer to get a refund; Tina gets help preparing for her oral book report.
Linda is disappointed by Bob's idea of romance; when the school's chinchilla, which Linda was supposed to be watching, escapes, a wild chase ensues.
The Belchers spend Christmas Eve running from a candy cane-shaped truck; Teddy gets stuck in the Santa trap.
A gang of bikers mourning the loss of their leader hang out at Bob's Burgers; Louise's bunny ears are stolen.
Bob fires the kids so they won't have to work during their summer break, but they get so bored they find other work; Bob hires Mickey the bank robber.
When Bob brings his family along for a cooking job on a docked cruise ship, the ship departs with them aboard, leaving no one to tend the restaurant.
When the mechanical shark Mr. Fischoeder bought as a pier attraction starts terrorizing the town, the Belchers work to save the day.
Tina worries that she is a jinx when she wrecks the car and gets the family involved with a questionable insurance agent (Bob Odenkirk).
The family thinks Gene's new girlfriend is annoying and talks him into dumping her, but he reconsiders when he learns her father could possibly help his music career.
The family has high hopes when Bob inherits a storage unit; when they learn a man named Chet (Zach Galifianakis) is living inside the unit, Linda invites Chet to stay at the restaurant.
When a bank robbery across from the restaurant goes awry, Bob finds himself in the middle of a hostage situation.
A bogus synchronized swimming independent study helps the kids avoid gym class; Bob adds a soft-serve ice cream machine to the restaurant.
Bob becomes obsessed with a burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets a high score and insults Bob.
When a drugged Bob kisses Gayle thinking she's Linda, Gayle develops a crush on him.
After the restaurant receives an unfavorable review from a critic, Bob's plan to get a redo spirals out of control.
Tina hangs out with bad girl Tammy in an effort to get closer to Jimmy Junior.
Bob appears on the local morning show's cooking segment, but Gene steals the spotlight when he crashes the set in a sasquatch mask.
Bob is furious when a documentary filmmaker tries to makes a statement by placing a live cow outside the restaurant.
Tina joins a martial arts class after developing a crush on the instructor; Bob decides to take matters into his own hands when Tina shirks her responsibilities at the restaurant.
An interruption alters the direction of the musical-murder-mystery dinner that Linda and the kids are staging at the restaurant.
Tina desperately wants to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party, but a series of unlucky events threatens her plans.
Linda tries to take advantage of tourist traffic by opening a bed and breakfast.
Louise feels alienated when Bob and Gene start watching spaghetti westerns; Tina fights her way through a conflict-resolution program.
Bob's landlord tells him Jimmy Pesto wants to take over his lease to expand his gift shop, forcing the Belcher family to scramble to save the restaurant.
Bob and his family spend the weekend with Mort the mortician while work is done on the restaurant; Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female mortician (Amy Sedaris).
Bob befriends his favorite baseball player when the pitcher starts playing for the local team; the dark side of minor league baseball threatens to corrupt the Belchers.