Two and a Half Men

2 seasons available

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
I Scream When I Pee
S10 E9

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

One Nut Johnson
S10 E10

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Give Santa a Tail-Hole
S10 E11

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Welcome to Alancrest
S10 E12

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Grab a Feather and Get in Line
S10 E13

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Pilot
S1 E1

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Big Flappy Bastards
S1 E2

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
S1 E3

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
S1 E4

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
S1 E5

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
S1 E6

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
S1 E7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
S1 E8

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.