Two and a Half Men

2 seasons available

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
Nangnangnangnang
S11 E1

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
S11 E2

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

This Unblessed Biscuit
S11 E3

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
S11 E4

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
S11 E5

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

Back Off Mary Poppins
S2 E1

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
S2 E2

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

A Bag Full of Jawea
S2 E3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Go Get Mommy's Bra
S2 E4

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Bad News From the Clinic
S2 E5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
S2 E6

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
S2 E7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
S2 E8

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.