Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
S9 E13

Walden and Bridget go head-to-head trying to take over his company, Walden Loves Bridget Inc.; Walden turns to Alan for help.

A Possum on Chemo
S9 E14

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
S9 E15

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
S9 E16

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
S8 E1

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
S8 E2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

A Pudding-Filled Cactus
S8 E3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation
S7 E2

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Mmm, Fish. Yum
S7 E3

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
S7 E4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

For the Sake of the Child
S7 E5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Give Me Your Thumb
S7 E6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Untainted by Filth
S7 E7

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
S7 E8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
S7 E9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

That's Why They Call It Ball Room
S7 E10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Warning, It's Dirty
S7 E11

Charlie attempts to guide Jake down the path of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
S7 E12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Yay, No Polyps!
S7 E13

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

Crude and Uncalled For
S7 E14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.

Aye, Aye, Captain
S7 E15

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off?

Tinkle Like a Princess
S7 E16

Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
S7 E19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

I Called Him Magoo
S7 E20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

Gumby With a Pokey
S7 E21

Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

This Is Not Gonna End Well
S7 E22

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.