An Occupy Wall Street-er rails against the one in the drunk tank; a one-woman wet t-shirt contest gets booked; a caramel-faced crook confides in guards.
A wannabe MMA fighter gets stuck trying to maneuver out of his cuffs; a transvestite in transition requires a visual inspection by the guards; a die-hard Steelers fan gets booked.
A couple is taken into custody for lewd and indecent exposure; an intoxicated woman believes that she is being treated unfairly; a man with an existing rap sheet is busted.
A woman nabbed for jaywalking claims the police were out of line for arresting her; a woman is brought in on domestic violence charges; a drug peddler claims he's selling to support his addiction to poker.
A woman stalking David Copperfield is arrested; an inebriated inmate voices her displeasure with the guards; a man nabbed for driving under the influence of prescription drugs howls for his dog.
A repeat offender tries to provoke officers into a physical confrontation; an inebriated cowgirl kicks up a fuss over the removal of her boots; a man pinched for carrying a concealed weapon claims his blade is really used to shuck oysters.
An intoxicated man with a sizable amount of cash on his person is arrested for violating his restraining order; a couple is brought in for possession of a stolen vehicle; a woman in custody swoons over a male officer.
A search uncovers a kinky stash; two unruly inmates invade each other's personal space; a jaywalker has a tough time keeping his pants up.
A high-price escort gets booked for skipping out on her limo tab; a man gets side-celled for talking dirty to the jail nurse; a woman shares her dreams on sex toy entrepreneurship.
An inmate threatens to get crazy; an elderly woman is confused; violence between two girlfriends.
A dope dealer's girlfriend earns her a trip to isolation; a drunk man refuses to admit he's done wrong; a food tray becomes a weapon.
Rough romance; a feisty father; a negative attitude.
A female inmate uses her breast size to interrupt the booking process; a loud love-making session lands a couple behind bars; a jailed porn star tells tales of her unique webcam exploits.
Guards uncover a woman's grooming aids hidden in an unlikely place; a tourist-turned-inmate threatens to sue police; a drunk driver who crashed his car into a wall wakes up to find x-rated artwork drawn all over his body.
A hooker can't believe she got busted on a slow work day; a drunken inmate tussles with the guards; a transsexual hurls insults.
A young man arrested for drunk driving who is worried about the punishment; a woman is surprised when her marijuana is seized; a ladies' man smuggles women's underwear into jail.
Two inmates get placed into restraint chairs; a young mother confesses her methodone addiction; a couple of pros break down the concept of "ho-cializing".
A night of karaoke turns into a domestic violence charge; a belligerent boozer comes to blows with a cell mate.
Fighting turns to flirting when opposite sex inmates are forced into isolation; a drunk driver spins an odd tale; fight over Facebook lands two lovers in the jail cell.
A scantily clad female is arrested for assault; a drug dealer claims that his trade is a boom for the economy.
Unstable inmates forced to share a side cell nearly come to blows.
Two young prostitutes explain the economics of their trade; a female booked on DUI refuses to cooperate; two women get busted for shoplifting.
A man arrested for public urination realizes the errors of his ways; a DUI suspect passes out during booking.
A Canadian man challenges guards to an arm-wrestling competition.
Police arrest a man who went for a swim at the Mirage Hotel in the nude; an inmate goes crazy when she feels that officers are mishandling her property.
A young inmate is devastated when officers tell him he killed someone while driving drunk; a woman charged with a DUI demonstrates how she "rocked" her field sobriety test.
A woman is busted using her bra as a stun gun holster; a DUI suspect breaks down at the sight of blood.
A woman faces charges of assault on a cab driver; meth addict recounts her past; mother is charged after leaving her kids in the car.
A man arrested for being drunk in public can't keep his pants on; officers are forced to separate two inmates who are kissing.
An inebriated inmate humors officers with his Houdini-like ability to free his legs from restraints; a woman arrested for hitting her mother refuses to take responsibility for her actions; inmate threatens guards who stepped on his $300 sneakers.
A transient man tries to resist the officers in booking then serenades them with a song; a difficult inmate blames his behavior on various medical conditions; a woman claims to be Jesus Christ.
A woman refuses to wear jail-issued clothing; a meth-addicted prisoner breaks down; a chatty inebriated woman is placed in isolation.
Meth addict; a young prostitute recounts her life on the street; an employee gets caught passing a love note to a female inmate.
During a strip search, officers discover that a male inmate has a fetish for women's lingerie; a young couple charged with trying to steal a puppy gets caught in a compromising situation in a restroom; a pregnant woman is accused of prostitution.
Officers resort to tough tactics after a man brought in for trespassing tries to get physical; a senior citizen is brought in on domestic violence charges after hitting a husband who taunted her about a decades-long affair; veteran prostitute.
A former Green Beret becomes involved in prostitution; a domestic violence suspect threatens authorities; a woman who works as a dental hygienist by day, stripper by night.
A would-be rock star brought in on drug charges shows off his vocal skills; officers refuse a volatile woman's plea for beer.
An inmate serenades guards with a guitar solo; a married couple is charged with passing a bogus prescription; a novice pot farmer gets busted after being stopped by police for a traffic violation.
A gang banger is caught using his cell phone to sell prescription drugs; a woman accused of assaulting her husband claims it's a lie; two out-of-control cousins spend time in isolation after physically threatening officers.