Seinfeld

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.
The Note
S3 E1

Jerry persuades a dentist friend (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons.

The Truth
S3 E2

George tries honesty when he explains to his new girlfriend (Valerie Mahaffey) why they must break up.

The Pen
S3 E3

Jerry and Elaine go to Florida when a condo association honors his father.

The Dog
S3 E4

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

The Library
S3 E5

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

The Parking Garage
S3 E6

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

The Cafe
S3 E7

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

The Tape
S3 E8

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

The Nose Job
S3 E9

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

The Stranded
S3 E10

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

The Alternate Side
S3 E11

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

The Red Dot
S3 E12

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

The Ex-Girlfriend
S2 E1

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

The Pony Remark
S2 E2

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

The Jacket
S2 E3

Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.

The Phone Message
S2 E4

George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.

The Apartment
S2 E5

Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.

The Statue
S2 E6

Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.

The Revenge
S2 E7

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

The Heart Attack
S2 E8

Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack.

The Deal
S2 E9

Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple.

The Baby Shower
S2 E10

Jerry's cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine is using his apartment for a baby shower.

The Busboy
S2 E12

George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired and tries to make it up to him.

The Robbery
S1 E3

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

The Stock Tip
S1 E5

George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.