Mystery Science Theater 3000

A man and his robot companions are trapped on a space station and comment on the bad "B" movies they are forced to watch by evil scientists.
Beyond Atlantis
S13 E3

Featuring the annual Thanksgiving marathon.

Doctor Mordrid
S13 E5

Emily's crew watch as the Doctor Mordrid defends Earth from the forces of evil, and Dr. Kabahl schemes to increase viewership.

Gamera vs Jiger
S13 E7

Jonah's crew watches a Japanese sci-fi movie about two kaiju monsters; Pearl believes Kinga could use a break.

The Million Eyes of Sumuru
S13 E9

Jonah's crew watches an evil woman bent on dominating the world with her all-woman army.

The Bubble
S13 E12

Reviewing the 1966 film "The Bubble."

The Christmas Dragon
S13 E14

The bots watch a group of orphans attempt to save a dying Father Christmas.

The Girl in Gold Boots
S10 E2

"The Girl in Gold Boots" (1968) Crime drama; A draft dodger works as a janitor in Hollywood while his girlfriend goes into go-go dancing.

Future War
S10 E3

"Future War" (1996) Fantasy. An alien prisoner escapes from his cyborg captors and flees to Earth. With Mel Novak.

Boggy Creek II, and the Legend Continues
S10 E5

A professor and his students camp out in the rural Arkansas swamp in hopes of finding the Bigfoot-like Boggy Creek beast.

Track of the Moon Beast
S10 E6

The crew watches "Track of the Moon Beast," where a New Mexico mineralogist is transformed into a mindless humanoid-lizard monster after being hit by a meteor.

Final Justice
S10 E7

"Final Justice" (1985) Action. A Texas deputy sheriff escorts a killer to Italy but only gets to Malta, where the killer escapes. With Joe Don Baker.

Hamlet
S10 E8

"Hamlet" (1962) Drama. Shakespeare's melancholy Dane avenges his father's murder. With Maximilian Schell.

The Horrors of Spider Island
S10 E10

"The Horrors of Spider Island" (1960) Horror. A plane crashes on a remote island teeming with lethal spiders. With Harald Maresch and Helga Franck.

Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
S10 E13

"Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonder" (1996) Fantasy. A medieval wizard and his wife find trouble when they set up shop in the 20th century. With Ernest Borgnine, George Milan, Bunny Summers.

Puma Man
S9 E3

After a scientist acquires a device to control men's minds, a feline hero tries to stop his plot to rule the world in "The Puma Man.".

The Touch of Satan
S9 E8

"The Touch of Satan" (1968) Horror. A farm girl is a 127-year-old witch.

Gorgo
S9 E9

"Gorgo" (1961) Science Fiction. Monster wrecks London landmarks to free her baby.

Final Sacrifice
S9 E10

A teenager's investigation into his father's death leads him to a hidden city populated with menacing warriors in "Final Sacrifice.".

Devilfish
S9 E11

A bizarre ocean creature spreads panic throughout Florida after a botched scientific experiment in "Devilfish.".

Quest of the Delta Knights
S9 E13

A brave young knight and his comrades seek a lost weapon from Atlantis to help rid their land of an evil ruler in "Quest of the Delta Knights.".

The She Creature
S8 E8

"The She Creature" (1956) Horror. A hypnotist (Chester Morris) brings out the beast in his helper (Marla English); with Tom Conway.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures ...
S8 E12

"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Crazy Mixed-Up Zombies" (1963) Cult. A fortune teller adds a beatnik to her zombie collection; with Cash Flagg; directed by Ray Dennis Steckler.

Horror of Party Beach
S8 E17

"Horror of Party Beach" (1964) Horror. Rockin' gilled monsters crash a beach bash; with John Scott; Alice Lyon.

Devil Doll
S8 E18

"Devil Doll" (1964) Horror. A ventriloquist puts a girl's soul in a dummy; with Bryant Haliday; William Sylvester; Yvonne Romain.

Space Mutiny
S8 E20

Recycled "Battlestar Galactica" footage highlights this story about the struggle for control of a huge space cruiser in "Space Mutiny.".

Night of the Blood Beast
S7 E1

"Night of the Blood Beast" (1958) Cult. An astronaut returns full of monster embryos; with Michael Emmett, Angela Greene, John Baer.

Laserblast
S7 E6

"Laserblast" (1978) Science fiction. A teen finds a laser gun and pendant left by aliens, who watch.

Invasion U.S.A.
S6 E2

"Invasion U.S.A." (1985) Action. An ex-CIA agent protects Florida from terrorists; with Chuck Norris.

Dead Talk Back
S6 E3

The police consult a metaphysicist to help solve a case; onboard the Satellite of Love, Mike and the Bots impersonate the Grateful Dead and Gypsy runs the crew through a fire drill.

The Skydivers
S6 E5

"The Skydivers" (1963) Action. A nasty playgirl targets a couple's jump school; with Kevin Casey, Marcia Knight, Eric Tomlin.

Bloodlust
S6 E6

Mike and the Bots watch 1961s "Bloodlust"; Dr. Forrester's deranged mother comes for a visit.

The Creeping Terror
S6 E7

"The Creeping Terror" (1964) Horror. A slow hairy monster from outer space absorbs people in Lake Tahoe, Nev. With Vic Savage, Shannon O'Neill.

Code Name: Diamond Head
S6 E8

"Code Name: Diamond Head" (1977) Suspense. An undercover agent hunts spies in Hawaii. With Roy Thinnes, France Nuyen, Ian McShane.

The Violent Years
S6 E9

"The Violent Years" (1956) Crime. A newspaperman's daughter runs with a vicious girls' gang; written by Edward D. Wood Jr.

Last of the Wild Horses
S6 E10

"Last of the Wild Horses" (1948) Western. A cowboy settles a range war started by a crooked ranch foreman. With James Ellison, Jane Frazee.

The Starfighters
S6 E11

"The Starfighters" (1963) War. An Air Force major trains a pilot how to fly F-104 Starfighter. With Robert Dornan, Richard Jordahl.

The Sword and the Dragon
S6 E17

"The Sword and the Dragon" (1960) Fantasy. A Russian hero of the Middle Ages battles a three-headed dragon.

High School Big Shot
S6 E18

"High School Big Shot" (1959) Crime drama. An academic achiever falls for a girl who leads him astray; with Tom Pittman.

Red Zone Cuba
S6 E19

"Red Zone Cuba" (1972) Action. Caught in the Bay of Pigs, three mercenaries steal a plane from Castro and flee to Arizona for crime. With John Carradine.

Danger! Death Ray
S6 E20

"Danger! Death Ray."

The Amazing Transparent Man
S6 E23

"The Amazing Transparent Man" (1960) Science Fiction. A crook decides to rob a bank instead of working for the mad scientist who made him invisible.

Swamp Diamonds
S5 E3

Joel and the bots watch the 1956 Roger Corman flick, "Swamp Women," where a policewoman and convicts search for stolen diamonds; Tom Servo is inspired to ask Gypsy out.

The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
S5 E5

The crew watches "The Magic Voyage of Sinbad," where a sea-going adventurer sets sail to find the bluebird of happiness, which he believes will help his down-on-its-luck hometown.

I Accuse My Parents
S5 E7

"I Accuse My Parents" (1945) Drama. Judge cites parental neglect in case of teen up for murder.

The Painted Hills
S5 E10

Featured: "The Painted Hills."

The Gunslinger
S5 E11

"The Gunslinger" (1956) Western. A Texas marshal's widow faces a saloonkeeper and her hired gun.

Mitchell
S5 E12

A detective hunts drug dealers and falls for a call girl.

The Brain That Wouldn't Die
S5 E13

New guy Mike Nelson makes his way to the theater to watch "The Brain That Wouldn't Die," a film about a scientist who tries to transplant his wife's preserved head on a new body after an accident.

Teenage Strangler
S5 E14

"Teenage Strangler" (1964) Horror. There's a high-school killer on the loose.

Wild World of Bat Woman
S5 E15

"Wild World of Bat Woman" (1974) Horror. Bat Woman confronts evil Dr. Neon.

Beginning of the End
S5 E17

Crops thrive on irradiated soil -- so do grasshoppers.

The Atomic Brain
S5 E18

"The Atomic Brain" (1964) Horror. A mad doctor makes two zombies and a cat woman.

Radar Secret Service
S5 E20

"Radar Secret Service" (1950) Action. Federal agent and pal track uranium-ore hijackers with radar.

Santa Claus
S5 E21

"Santa Claus" (1959) Fantasy. Santa and Merlin save kids from the devil.

Village of the Giants
S5 E22

"Village of the Giants." (1965) Science fiction. Teens eat boy-genius's food, grow big and bad; with Johnny Crawford, Ronny Howard.

City Limits
S4 E3

"City Limits" (1985) Science fiction. Two gangs of teenage bikers rule a divided city with jousts in a post-plague future of no adults.

Teenagers From Outer Space
S4 E4

"Teenagers From Outer Space" (1959) Science fiction. Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobsterlike space cattle. With David Love, Dawn Anderson, Harvey B. Dunn.

Attack of the Giant Leeches
S4 E6

"Attack of the Giant Leeches" (1959) Horror. A bartender sends his wife and her lover into a swamp where big, smart leeches lurk. With Ken Clark, Michael Emmett, Yvette Vickers.

The Killer Shrews
S4 E7

"The Killer Shrews" (1959) Science fiction. A boat captain and his girlfriend run from a mad scientist's shrews the size of dogs. With James Best, Ingrid Goude, Baruch Lumet.

Hercules Against the Moon Men
S4 E10

The heroic muscleman takes on rock men and the bad queen of Samar.

The Magic Sword
S4 E11

"The Magic Sword" (1962) Children. Knight St. George rescues a princess from a sorcerer and his two-headed dragon. With Basil Rathbone, Estelle Winwood, Gary Lockwood.

Hercules and the Captive Women
S4 E12

"Hercules and the Captive Women" (1963) Adventure. Greek hero saves his son from the sexist queen of Atlantis.

Manhunt in Space
S4 E13

"Manhunt in Space" (1954) Hero Jones (Richard Crane) and crew (Scotty Beckett, Sally Mansfield) join a 21st-century manhunt. From the "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger" TV series.

Tormented
S4 E14

"Tormented" (1960) Horror. A dead lover's crawling hand haunts a jazz pianist; with Richard Carlson.

The Rebel Set
S4 E19

"The Rebel Set" (1959) Suspense. A coffeehouse owner (Edward Platt) and three arty types scheme to rob an armored car.

Monster A-Go-Go
S4 E21

"Monster A-Go-Go" (1965) An astronaut mutates. Directed under an assumed name by Herschell Gordon Lewis.

The Day the Earth Froze
S4 E22

"The Day the Earth Froze" (1959) Fantasy. A witch spitefully steals the sun; with Nina Anderson, Jon Powers.

Bride of the Monster
S4 E23

"Bride of the Monster" (1955) Horror. Dr. Vornoff's monster needs a mate. With Bela Lugosi. Directed by Edward D. Wood Jr.

Manos, Hands of Fate
S4 E24

"Manos, Hands of Fate" (1966) Horror. A family driving through Texas asks a cult master for directions.

Gamera
S3 E2

"Gamera" (1966) Science fiction. Only Plan Z can stop a giant, fire-breathing flying turtle roused by an atomic bomb. With Eiji Funakoshi, Harumi Kiritachi, Junichiro Yamashita.

Gamera vs. Barugon
S3 E4

"Gamera vs. Barugon" (1966) Science fiction. The fire-breathing flying turtle meets a cold-tongued rainbow-death-ray beamer. With Kojiro Hongo, Kyoko Enami, Akira Natsuki.

Stranded in Space
S3 E5

"Stranded in Space" Science fiction. Inhabitants of an Earthlike planet seem to lack free will.

Time of the Apes
S3 E6

"Time of the Apes" (1987) Science fiction. Two children and a frozen woman wake up 2,000 years later, when apes and a computer rule the world. With Reiko Tokunaga, Hiroko Saito, Masaaki Kaji.

Daddy-O
S3 E7

"Daddy-O" (1959) Crime drama. Hoodlums want a singing truck driver to drive their getaway car. With Dick Contino, Sandra Giles, Bruno VeSota.

Gamera vs. Gaos
S3 E8

"Gamera vs. Gaos" (1967) Science fiction. The fire-breathing flying turtle fights a flying fox-thing that shoots laser beams orally. With Kojiro Hongo, Kichijiro Ueda, Hisayuki Abe.

Gamera vs. Guiron
S3 E12

"Gamera vs. Guiron" (1969) Science fiction. Flying turtle Gamera spins to the far side of the sun and meets a pointy-headed monster and women who like brains. With Nobuhiro Kashima, Christopher Murphy, Miyuki Akiyama.

Earth vs. the Spider
S3 E13

"Earth vs. the Spider" (1958) Science fiction. Teens and a teacher hunt a spider enlarged by an atomic-bomb test. With Ed Kemmer, June Kenney, Gene Persson.

Mighty Jack
S3 E14

"Mighty Jack" (1986) Science fiction. Commandos save the world from terrorists and a traitor armed with a molecular changer. With Hideaki Nitani, Naoko Kobo, Hiroshi Niami.

Gamera vs. Zigra
S3 E15

"Gamera vs. Zigra" (1971) Science fiction. The big dual-exhaust turtle chucks a boulder onto the razor-sharp back of monster Zigra.

Teenage Caveman
S3 E17

"Teenage Caveman" (1958) Drama. Primitives discover they are survivors of a nuclear blast years earlier; with Robert Vaughn, Darrah Marshall, Leslie Bradley.

Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
S3 E18

"Star Force: Fugitive Alien II" (1986) Space loner Ken, from Valnastar, guides Earth spaceship Bacchus III on a mission to a far planet.

The Unearthly
S3 E20

"The Unearthly" (1957) Science Fiction. Mad scientist (John Carradine) does gland work with servant, Lobo.

Master Ninja I
S3 E22

"Master Ninja I" (1978) Fantasy. The Master (Lee Van Cleef) searches the United States for his long-lost daughter. From the TV series.

Master Ninja II
S3 E24

"Master Ninja II" (1983) Martial arts. The Master (Lee Van Cleef) searches the United States for his long-lost daughter. From the TV series.

The Sidehackers (a.k.a. Five the Hard Way)
S2 E2

"The Sidehackers" a k a "Five the Hard Way" (1969) Adventure. A motorcycle racer rejects the wrong woman and nearly pays with his life.

Jungle Goddess
S2 E3

"Jungle Goddess" (1948) Action. Two fortune hunters find a lost heiress running a tribe in Africa. With George Reeves, Wanda McKay, Ralph Byrd.

Catalina Caper
S2 E4

"Catalina Caper" (1967) Collegians track art thieves and attend beach parties. With Tommy Kirk, Del Moore, Peter Duryea.

Rocket Attack, U.S.A.
S2 E5

"Rocket Attack, U.S.A." (1959) Science fiction. A U.S. spy's presence in Moscow spells nuclear doom for Manhattan. With Monica Davis, John MacKay, Daniel Kern.

Ring of Terror
S2 E6

"Ring of Terror" (1962) Horror. Fraternity brothers tell a premed student to rob a corpse. With George Mather, Esther Furst, Austin Green.

The Wild Rebels
S2 E7

"The Wild Rebels" (1967) Action. An auto racer poses as getaway driver for outlaw bikers. With Steve Alaimo, Willie Pastrano, John Vella.

The Hellcats
S2 E9

"The Hellcats" (1969) Crime drama. A slain policeman's brother and girlfriend infiltrate a motorcycle gang of drug smugglers. With Ross Hagen, Dee Duffy, Sharyn Kinzie.

King Dinosaur
S2 E10

"King Dinosaur" (1955) Science fiction. Scientists land on a planet, find primitive monsters and nuke them. With Bill Bryant, Wanda Curtis, Douglas Henderson.

First Spaceship on Venus
S2 E11

"First Spaceship on Venus" (1960) Science fiction. International astronauts go to Venus and find what's left of a race that destroyed itself. With Yoko Tani, Oldrich Lukes, Ignacy Machowski.

The Crawling Eye
S1 E1

"The Crawling Eye" (1958) Horror. With Forest Tucker, Laurence Payne.

The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
S1 E2

"The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy" (1959) Horror. Mad Dr. Krupp sends his homemade robot to rob the treasure of a Mexican mummy's tomb. With Ramon Gay, Rosita Arenas, Crox Alvarado.

The Mad Monster
S1 E3

"The Mad Monster" (1942) Horror. A reporter's girlfriend's father injects a farmhand with wolf blood. With Johnny Downs, George Zucco, Anne Nagel.

The Corpse Vanishes
S1 E4

"The Corpse Vanishes" (1942) Horror. A mad botanist drains kidnapped brides to keep his 80-year-old wife looking young. With Bela Lugosi, Luana Walters, Elizabeth Russell.

Robot Monster
S1 E6

"Robot Monster" (1953) Science fiction. Earthlings flee from the Ro-Man, a martian in a gorilla suit with a diving helmet. Originally 3-D. With George Nader, Claudia Barrett, Selena Royle.

The Slime People
S1 E7

"The Slime People" (1963) Science fiction. Waked by nuclear tests, earth-core humanoids dome Los Angeles to make it slimier. With Robert Hutton, Les Tremayne, Robert Burton.

Project Moonbase
S1 E8

"Project Moonbase" (1953) Science fiction. The president is a woman and so is the captain of a lunar space station in the year 1970. With Donna Martell, Hayden Rorke, Ross Ford.

Robot Holocaust
S1 E9

Survivors of devastation enter the Power Station to fight the Dark One after billions of robots revolt against humans on New Terra.

Moon Zero Two
S1 E10

"Moon Zero Two" (1970) Science fiction. Miners stake claims on the moon, and fight usurpers. With James Olson, Catherina Von Schell, Warren Mitchell.

Untamed Youth
S1 E11

"Untamed Youth" (1957) Railroaded sisters are sent to a work farm run by a clod. With Mamie Van Doren, Lori Nelson, John Russell.

The Black Scorpion
S1 E12

"The Black Scorpion" (1957) Science fiction. Monster scorpions emerge from a volcano in Mexico. With Richard Denning, Carlos Rivas, Mara Corday.