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When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a weight class in which he is outmatched.
When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa declares that she will finish the race ahead of him.
Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them; Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a "player" and get the girl.
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
When Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, Isaac Hayes offers Bernie advice on how to nurture it.
Bernie sees children walking to school on their own and decides it is time for Jordan to do the same, despite Wanda's objections.
Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics as a ribbon dancer.
When a litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.
When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner throws them out; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector.
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur; Jordan sells candy bars at school.
Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life.
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; showing when they all met.
Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father; he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
Neighbor Carl Reiner (guest starring as himself) plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie. Ashton Kutcher guest stars as himself.
"American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's commercial.
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Bernie creates a public relations disaster while facing off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a charity golf tournament.
Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryana's lost doll. Ice Cube guest stars as himself.
Car-pool complications wreck Bernie; a boy in the car pool starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend.
The kids go on strike for wages after Bernie tries to make them clean up their mess, so he hires neighborhood kids as scabs.
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children; Wanda becomes unhappy with this strategy because she's accustomed to playing the good cop.
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (guest star Don Rickles) place.
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Bernie will not let Chris Rock get a word in edgewise when they appear together on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno."
Bernie's kids all want something from him, but he manages to stay one step ahead of them by adhering to the principles of chess.
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk, including junk food; Wanda locks up the junk food in a shed.
Bernie urges the new maid (guest star Theresa Saldana) to treat the children as if they were her own.
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
Bernie's sister wants to help raise her niece and nephew but squabbles with her brother over parenting methods.
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
Bernie bribes kids to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party that is slated for the same day.
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for the funeral of a beloved uncle, but the trip is marred by his cousin's scheming.