The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.
Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.
Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.
Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.
Despite his purchase of an expensive security system, Sheriff's home is burglarized by Early -- sending him into a deep depression when his most prized possession is stolen.
Terror strikes from the skies.
Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.
Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.
Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.
Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.
Early and Tammi start a band.
Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.
Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler.
Early lets his beak flag fly.
Early interferes with Rusty's new party business, leading to a last call for action.
Justice is served, mayo free.
Rusty's stunt gains him internet fame and a new career as a spokesperson for an energy drink, but things soon take a violent turn for the worse.
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.
It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.
Early exploits himself for attention.
Everyone lies and all the houses burn.
The Cuylers reignite a family feud with a clan of neighboring hicks.
Merry Christmas said 14 times.
The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.
Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.
Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.
You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.
When the town's new pastor tries to do the lord's work, he finds it difficult when Early gets involved.
Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.
Rusty's new friend is invited to Thanksgiving dinner.
Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality.
Early trades his legs for walking around money.
Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.
Early causes the collapse of society so that he can enjoy his doomsday bunker.
Sheriff's father breaks the law to deconstruct social barriers.
Early learns that there are multiple ways to defeat a feeble old woman.
Early's love winds up in the wrong places.
Early loses his great love.
Early discovers the value of someone else doing the hard work.
Early is the king of a local cave.
The ghost of Early's father incites a rampage.
Rusty becomes an amateur crime-fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.
America declares war on Early's neighborhood.
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.
A new judge sets out to punish criminals.
The squids debate fracture mining.
Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.
Rusty makes sacrifices to support the family that abandons him.
Sheriff and Rusty search for Early at Lake Okaleechee.
Lil's loved ones try to get her addicted to drugs again.
Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.
Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.
The Sheriff settles an old score at his high school reunion.
Early proves his intelligence.
Early delivers his message to the people.
The joys of being a teenage father.
A magical snowman questions Early's parenting skills.
Early protests the arrival of a big store.
Early has a new addiction.
Gaga Pee Pap passes on family ignorance to Rusty.
The Scrambler and The Mummy embark on a transatlantic trucker challenge.
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
Early decides to be loyal to all 97 of his new wives.
Early's father is placed on death row.
The squids are fed up with the government.
Early's dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.
Early finds the fastest route from friendship to obsession.
Colorado has a group with his dad.
Rusty's talent is playing football and Early's is exploiting Rusty.
Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.
An accident leads to rage.
Early defends basic American jobs from the Mexicans eager to do them.
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
The oldest living Confederate widow says irrelevant things.
The sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
Early learns to deal with rage.
The Cuylers touch the face of God's Bro.
Early learns the importance of family, and making money off of them.
Books are a window to an amazing new world.
Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.
Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.
Early's DNA is finally put to good use.
Rusty's soul becomes a pawn in the game between good and evil.
The squids are given a lesson about conservation.
Lil's disregard of birth control provides a friend for Early.
Having an attractive and youthful odor comes at a heavy price.
After joining his father at work, Rusty participates in a demolition derby but gets into an accident.
A study of the migrations and libations of the redneck land squid.
Sheriff investigates the origins of fire in the squids' house.
Rusty is taught that life is a game by Early.
A great story is told about squids.
One of history's most interesting figures.
The TV box tells the Squids to stalk a rare bird.
Granny is looking for love.
Early invents a new beverage.
Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.
A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.
Early becomes more drawn to Krystal after she wins the lottery.
The sheriff decides to see a therapist with Early, and they switch lives for a day; when this proves to be a failure, the therapist suggests another tactic to repair their relationship.
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
Early supports Georgia public education.
The squids meet a legless drifter.
Early's party hat enrages God.
Early discovers that his magic beans not magic at all.
A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.
Granny cheats death.
Early learns a lesson about mind control.
Violence leads to marriage.
Early is unmoved by Rusty's search for the truth.
Early dodges state law.
Early ruins Christmas.
America's favorite animated family.
Early looks for employment in a tough job market.
After a bad sports injury, Rusty is home schooled.
A ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
Rusty questions his paternity.