Squidbillies

The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.

One Man Banned

S13 E1

Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.

No Space Like Home

S13 E3

Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.

Scorn on the 4th of July

S13 E4

Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.

Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance

S13 E5

Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.

Who-Gives-a-Flip?

S13 E6

Despite his purchase of an expensive security system, Sheriff's home is burglarized by Early -- sending him into a deep depression when his most prized possession is stolen.

Ol' Hootie

S13 E7

Terror strikes from the skies.

The Liceman Cometh

S13 E8

Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.

This Show Was Called Squidbillies

S13 E9

Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.

Forever Autumn

S12 E1

Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

Galvin

S12 E2

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.

Muscadine Wine

S12 E3

Early and Tammi start a band.

The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain

S12 E4

Early finds a priceless Civil War relic and sells it for the right price.

Rich Dan, Poor Dan

S12 E5

Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.

Cooler-Heads Prevail

S12 E6

Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler.

There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

S12 E8

Early lets his beak flag fly.

The Guzzle Bumpkin

S11 E2

Rusty's stunt gains him internet fame and a new career as a spokesperson for an energy drink, but things soon take a violent turn for the worse.

Jacksonville Jackass

S11 E3

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet

S11 E4

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory proves false.

Ballad of the Latrine Marine

S11 E5

Making the ladies' room safe from men who believe they are women.

Debased Balls

S11 E6

Early exploits himself for attention.

Tortuga de mentiras

S11 E7

Everyone lies and all of the houses burn.

Duel of the Dimwits

S11 E8

The Cuylers reignite a family feud with a clan of neighboring hicks.

The War on The War on Christmas

S11 E9

Merry Christmas said 14 times.

Dewey Two-ey

S11 E10

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.

Lipstick on a Squid

S10 E1

The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.

Trackwood Race-ist

S10 E3

Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.

The Peep

S10 E4

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.

Vicki

S10 E5

Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

Cephalo-ectomy

S10 E6

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

Greener Pastor

S10 E7

When the town's new pastor tries to do the lord's work, he finds it difficult when Early gets involved.

Squash B'Gosh

S10 E8

The apocalypse is caused by grave robbery which was sparked by jealousy.

Hetero-Cephalo Agenda

S9 E1

Early takes one for the team, the wrong team, in the battle over marriage equality.

Limbitless

S9 E2

Early trades his legs for walking around money.

Taint Misbehavin'

S9 E3

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

S9 E4

In order to prove his worth as a good father, Rusty commits a felony offense.

Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!

S9 E5

Early causes the collapse of society so that he can enjoy his doomsday bunker.

A Walk to Dignity

S9 E6

Sheriff's father breaks the law to deconstruct social barriers.

Granny Hotfoot

S9 E7

Early learns that there are multiple ways to defeat a feeble old woman.

Sheriff-in-Law

S9 E8

Early's love winds up in the wrong places.

Jose Can You? Si!

S9 E10

Early discovers the value of someone else doing the hard work.

Granite Caverns

S8 E1

Early is the king of a local cave.

Ga-Ga-Ghost

S8 E2

The ghost of Early's father incites a rampage.

The Inkubator Lives!

S8 E3

Rusty becomes an amateur crime-fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

Drone to the Bone

S8 E4

America declares war on Early's neighborhood.

A Jailhouse Divided

S8 E5

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

Stop. Jammertime!

S8 E6

A new judge sets out to punish criminals.

Thou Shale Not Drill

S8 E7

The squids debate fracture mining.

The Squid Stays in the Picture

S8 E8

Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.

Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D

S7 E1

Rusty makes sacrifices to support the family that abandons him.

Beware the Butt-Cutter

S7 E2

A killer is on the run and the Sheriff looks to the towns dumbest citizen for help.

Squidbilly Manfishing

S7 E3

Sheriff and Rusty search for Early at Lake Okaleechee.

Green and Sober

S7 E4

Lil's loved ones try to get her addicted to drugs again.

The Legend of Kid Squid

S7 E5

Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.

Asbestos I Can

S6 E1

Early's asbestos addiction catches up with him.

Class of '86

S6 E2

The Sheriff settles an old score at his high school reunion.

Velvet Messiah

S6 E3

Early proves his intelligence.

The Big E

S6 E4

Early delivers his message to the people.

Keeping It in the Family Way

S6 E5

The joys of being a teenage father.

Snow Daddy

S6 E6

A magical snowman questions Early's parenting skills.

Ballmart

S6 E7

Early protests the arrival of a big store.

The Pharaoh's Wad

S6 E8

Early has a new addiction.

The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

S6 E9

Gaga Pee Pap passes on family ignorance to Rusty.

Need for Weed

S5 E1

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

S5 E2

Early decides to be loyal to all 97 of his new wives.

Dead Squid Walking

S5 E3

Early's father is placed on death row.

Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

S5 E4

The squids are fed up with the government.

Holodeck Redneck

S5 E5

Modern technology allows Early to visit Florida.

Frivolacious Squidigation

S5 E6

Early's dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.

Fatal Distraction

S5 E7

Early finds the fastest route from friendship to obsession.

Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

S5 E9

Rusty's talent is playing football and Early's is exploiting Rusty.

America: Why I Love Her

S5 E10

Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.

Lerm

S4 E1

An accident leads to rage.

The Fine Ol' Solution

S4 E2

Early defends basic American jobs from the Mexicans eager to do them.

Anabolic-holic

S4 E3

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind

S4 E4

The oldest living Confederate widow says irrelevant things.

The Big Gay Throwdown

S4 E5

The sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Atone Deaf

S4 E6

Early learns to deal with rage.

God's Bro

S4 E7

The Cuylers touch the face of God's Bro.

Reunited, and It Feels No Good

S4 E8

Early learns the importance of family, and making money off of them.

Not Without My Cash Cow

S4 E9

Early finds the media coverage about his son's disappearance to be sensational.

Webnecks

S3 E1

Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.

Beast Implants

S3 E2

Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.

Tween Steam

S3 E3

Even perverts need some love.

Wing Nut

S3 E4

Early's DNA is finally put to good use.

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State

S3 E5

Rusty's soul becomes a pawn in the game between good and evil.

Earth Worst

S3 E6

The squids are given a lesson about conservation.

The Good One

S3 E7

Lil's disregard of birth control provides a friend for Early.

Sharif

S3 E8

Having an attractive and youthful odor comes at a heavy price.

Condition: Demolition

S3 E9

After joining his father at work, Rusty participates in a demolition derby but gets into an accident.

The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

S3 E11

Sheriff investigates the origins of fire in the squids' house.

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

S3 E12

Rusty is taught that life is a game by Early.

Armageddon It On!

S3 E13

A great story is told about squids.

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

S3 E14

One of history's most interesting figures.

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

S3 E15

The TV box tells the Squids to stalk a rare bird.

An Officer and a Dental Dam

S3 E16

Granny is looking for love.

The Okaleechee Dam Jam

S3 E17

Early invents a new beverage.

Pile M for Murder

S3 E18

Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.

Mud Days and Cornfused

S3 E19

A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.

Krystal, Light

S3 E20

Early becomes more drawn to Krystal after she wins the lottery.

Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

S2 E1

The Sheriff decides to attend a therapist with Early, and they switch lives for a day; when this proves to be a failure, the therapist suggests another tactic to repair their relationship.